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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Office cowboys

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    That would imply the existence of straight cowboys.
  • Cake

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    It's supposed to be Jacinda Ardern. Explains the teeth. [image: Prime-Minister-Jacinda-Ardern.jpg]
  • Bad advice for scientists

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    I've never done torrents, I don't even know how. I've always used forums. Bolt was the best one for many years, but they closed shop a few years ago.
  • Imposter syndrome

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    Them tricksters can bear a lot of loads, let me tell you
  • Siblings remember...

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    But they ain't remember how to grammar
  • Poltergeist has been told

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    Username checks out
  • Nope, that's a trap.

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    Now’s the time to turn that around and reinvigorate IRL “chance encounters”.
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  • That would be a lot

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    I'll take bread baked by a local bakery over anything Sara Lee, 100% of the time.
  • What a *nimrod*

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    Yeah, they're called comic books.
  • Add this to your morning routine

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    Yes, I do the bare minimum to not get fired. That is why I am on lemmy in the work day.
  • Deleted by GOD?!?!?

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  • Trolling people's AI note takers

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    Nice, I assume most people would get annoyed though.
  • Lian Cunningham sets the record straight

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    If you didn’t vote or voted against Harris because of Gaza, you’re part of the problem too, fuckers.
  • It's Tuesday!

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    This is why college was peak. Later classes so I could afford to stay up later. Regularly was up until 3am in college. Not sure if I could last that long now.
  • *angrily shakes walking stick*

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    Oh man, that is so pwned!
  • Future

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    I mean, just from looking at History, we should've expected that the Dystopia we would get was one were things are shit for most people but we're constantly fed fables that "actually it's all good", "for you it's going to be fine (trust me)" or that "it's all the fault of the poor and foreigners" (or all three, in sequence, as things get more undeniably bad). That said, at least looking back at teenage me, I don't think that at that age one is worldly or wise enough (and many people never are) to figure out that the most likely way for us to be screwed would involve some grand scale variant of the "one hand in our pockets whilst the other is waving in front of our faces to distract us" strategy.
  • Why you shouldn't go to Best Buy stores

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    Bpa in till roll is banned in the EU. "Some workers may be more exposed to BPA than the general public (Bousoumah et al., 2021). As an example, BPA was previously used in thermal receipt papers; as a result, cashiers were highly exposed to BPA via skin contact due to frequently handling receipts (Björnsdotter et al., 2017). A restriction introduced under REACH banned the use of BPA in thermal paper in 2020." https://www.eea.europa.eu/publications/peoples-exposure-to-bisphenol-a Luckily we got the rule before we brexited. I asked on the intranet in a previous job if our till roll has BPA, and they told me it doesn't because it's illegal under EU law.
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    Remix? I know this version https://youtu.be/EQ8ViYIeH04
  • Excellent advice

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    None of my friends do that, and I am gentle when they do harmless but nonsensical things or simply say nothing because I'm not that much of a maniac, lol. I have no other social media accounts besides this Lemmy one for that same reason. And I don't think negatively of my fellow man, I just think vacuous and consumerist interests are neither artistic nor overall valuable, and dolls are for children. You can still be a lovely person even if you're into dolls in your 30s, of course, but I know we're not gonna have much in common and that's just life.