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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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    nickwithac@lemmy.worldN
    I don't remember this episode of Deep Space Nine...
  • At US Embassy in London

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    They see them as the "good ones" because they will make the babies and/or are "hot". If JD wasn't a fucking empty human and could get another woman, he.will almost certainly drop his current wife when she begins to not pass that "hot test" benchmark so he can stay in the women haters club. Although if Miller had his way he would deport them all. That man has no heart, and only misery and hate brings him anything resembling joy.
  • I was jist following orders

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    You can google all of them. Nazi scientists also famously got welcomed by the USA with open arms.
  • Self Defense

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    No, because apparently Israel is allowed to step over the territorial integrity and sovereignty of any country, conduct illegal assassinations wherever they deem fit, destroy diplomatic facilities protected under international law, and anyone that claims otherwise is a dirty antisemite, khamas, and needs to be killed with a two thousand pounds bomb along with their entire lineage.
  • Did you find any good dog hats?

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  • hmm

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    Raised a disturbing memory… [image: 52b08d01-250c-4615-aa69-891465b36e75.jpeg] https://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU
  • Picturing the cops as roman soldiers helps.

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  • Hats for dogs or hats with dogs???

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    rivalarrival@lemmy.todayR
    Both. [image: c834ff75-67b5-41dd-89fe-67f4fde45e8a.webp]
  • red makes it go faster

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    Especially the ones with racing stripes
  • Cryptids

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    thebat@lemmy.worldT
    People self reported there too. I'm still giggling about this one from last month https://old.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmyshitup/comments/1k4sc8s/yall_this_my_hair/
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    This is why wealth needs to be capped. Billionaires should not exist, and we'll soon start to see trillionaires in the next 5 years.
  • a harry potter fan's guide to navigating pride month

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    You're actively alienating people from the movement you say you're a part of. You are doing more damage than I am, and continuing to alienate people over your perception of a strict adherence to what is right is not helping. You're trying to use childish spelling to say I can't get over not having Harry Potter. I'm not even arguing it's good. I probably bring it up maybe once a year? And pretty much always with a caveat of wishing the author wasn't such an asshole. Yet that isn't enough for your purity test apparently. I would reflect on the fact that you need allies that you don't agree with to build a movement. Right now you're narrowing your scope to a tiny percentage of people, all because you can't imagine that maybe you aren't fully and totally correct on this topic, and you want to try and belittle me into agreeing with you. I don't think I'll continue the conversation from here. I hope you limit further damage and alienation to people trying to be on your side.
  • GENIUS

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    Well that's what I mean when I use it. Best, Jerkface
  • "Our secret forces just randomly stumbled upon this"

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    ..? Ok? I could draw a picture of 9/11, it means literally nothing other than it's a picture of 9/11
  • Skylines and Turnstiles

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    Crazy to think 9/11 and Twilight were only 4 years apart.
  • We really should

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    Like five years ago, I was a laborer, and I started having a panic attack in the morning before work. I called my boss who was also my friend. He was sympathetic and told me to just come in to work anyway. I couldn't move. Later that year, I quit and went back to school for four years, and now can't find a job. Why is life like this?
  • Life advice

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    match@pawb.socialM
    deportations by ice without due process in violation of court orders (this is what the people in LA are directly protesting) the president commandeering the national guard for domestic use in absence of an invasion
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    It's complicated. This pretty clearly targeting our "progressive" sheriff who the governor believes was installed by George Soros (I'm not joking). The state already sued and took her to court to make her drop the city's sanctuary policy that is a result of a federal consent decree. They lost in court, so they made this new law to try and force her instead. It's been a wild few months Then after all that we still had the 10 inmates who escaped after being let out of her overcrowded and underfunded jail by a jail employee. This is also being blamed on "progressive policies" (Even though the reason it was overcrowded was bc the governor established a permanent police force in the city and filled the jails with people who were pulled over for things like window tint level and then arrested on unrelated charges.) Because they are state police, they have never been bound by city rules, and they can do whatever they want. They have already been working with ICE this whole time. The governor has even released an EO that brought on 5 state agencies to already work with ICE that ranges from the National Guard to the Department of Wildlife and Fisheries (I'm not joking) Still, he couldn't just leave the city law enforcement alone, bc he couldn't stand not having full control.
  • This one hits hard

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    I dunno, I think he looks good. He has noticeably more muscle than the average guy on the street, and I'd imagine that if he didn't work out he'd look worse with general flabbiness. I had a similar build in my late 20's. At one point, I had just started dating someone new, and I said something self deprecating or playful about my own body, and she outright scoffed at me, and blurted out "what the fuck are you talking about, you've got an amazing body" and it was just the little jolt of self esteem boost I didn't know I was looking for. Understanding the difference between bodies one would have working out for a year versus not working out that year is important. It's still a significant difference that people notice, even if there's another significant difference between the one-year guy and the professional fitness model in the magazines.