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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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    dakralter@thelemmy.clubD
    My nephew was mad about vacuums up till he was about 5 or 6, and I used to watch vacuum videos with him. There was one kid called numaticrules or something who had a massive collection of Numatic vacuums (the Henry family of vacs). And another channel called Vacsock, which was a guy who just vacuumed up socks. I wish he watched that stuff still instead of the skibidi crap he watches now.
  • Save The Planet

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    Can also just overcool if well insulated.
  • Peekaboo

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    Tom has a funny special on Prime iirc
  • It really is

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    gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.comG
    I keep all the stuff I get and somehow manage to lose all the one I need to keep.
  • Abandon Ship!

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    Oh I see.Yeah, it looks a little jank lol.mint has run all my windows programs, fine
  • Epstein's victim who "committed suicide" this past April

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    She could have killed herself. Luckily as a depressed person who was normally never left alone, she was left by herself with a gun not long after being checked out of the hospital for those mysterious bruises that apparently weren't caused by the car accident. So no real way to know if anyone might have killed her (like her father believes) in the window of time nobody can account for. Kinda like somebody else that killed themselves in an odd window of time after being left unsupervised. It might have been she just seized the opportunity at a very coincidental time. Like every suicidal person who is involved in a global pedophile network and directly linked to a man who is a member of the Royal family. I wonder what he's been up to? Prince Andrew appears pensive as he embarks on his weekly ride through the Windsor estate That's kind of an oddly cryptic headline to publish today... I wonder if anybody linked to the daily mail is also linked to any of this other stuff.
  • the war on computation

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    It’s a change Google recently announced. Going forward, you can turn off some of your interactions with Gemini but it will continue running the background anyway, collecting data and shit, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
  • Good point

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    There's also the UK version which is way better. But way fewer episodes and it's ended.
  • So proud!

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    i didnt say they could, I said not all biological women can, this is the assumption made by people that causes issues. The other are transmen who find themselves without proper sanitary supplies due to assumptions based on being see as the gender they transitioned to.
  • What's yours?

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    Whatever is in the fridge. If I'm at the store, asparagus, some mushrooms, maybe talk to the cheese guy to see what he's excited about, arugula is good too.
  • Why is that?

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    Yeah it was a joke because of their screen name.
  • oof

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    He has a foundation to purchase his foundation. It’s a lot of foundation
  • just to lend MAGA the sound of "maggot"

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    otter@lemmy.dbzer0.comO
    Oh, I take it incredibly seriously, as indicated by how wistfully nonchalant my suggestions are. Almost as if a fascist political party funded by the data & power barons that puppet the species has weaponized an originally Black American term to be incendiary against any topic they feel like — and there's fuck & all any of us can do about it. So, jokes it is. Gallows humor wins out sometimes, right? ‍️ Why, what you got on that plan?
  • Sexting

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    You're a nice person.
  • Same for journalists and writers

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    And the thing that's so crazy is that "post-war period" describes a time when the country had just spent 6 years getting the shit bombed out of it and expending all its resources into sending troops abroad. If people can rebuild a country and still be able to support a whole family on a single salary, why can't we do the same in a country that's already had that work put in? (that's a rhetorical question, we all know why)
  • Pizza! Pizza!

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    It's more pizza-like than what you typically can get for $6 at other places. ‍️
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    Haha no worries, happens to the best of us
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    Fuck yeah it is.
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  • Mea Culpa

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    I sleep in on the weekends because I'm not a morning person (despite forcing myself for work). Unfortunately I'm living at the very Eastern edge of my time zone so the sun comes up at 5 AM and birds friggin' wake me up at 4:30 AM.