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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • Virtual Divine Intervention

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    The Nod - Saving Grace This is a podcast about a woman who did something similar with her deceased grandmother that I really enjoyed. Here is an article I found while trying to find the podcast I found this article about someone who does the same with all her friends that have died.
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    Boy what the fuck are you talking about. Attention-seeking? If it were attention-seeking, why didn't people with disorders predicated on attention-seeking consistently go around being late all the time? You must have diagnosed yourself off Tiktok or Instagram because this is a comically off the mark reasoning.
  • Boys

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    the boys are back to kill you
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    insert trevor noah talking about french winning worldcup
  • No fighting back said the teacher

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    No. I'm talking about giving Iron Dome batteries to the command of Gazan militia forces. If we are going to support Israeli armed self defense, we also need to support Gazan armed self defense. I'm not talking food aid here. I'm talking missiles.
  • True

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    There's evidence piling up that there is an inverse correlation between outdoor time in childhood and nearsightedness. It's believed that the brightness of sunlight helps stimulate eye growth in a spherical shape, whereas children who don't get a lot of sunlight are more likely to have eyes grow in a non-spherical shape with greater distance between the lens and the retina. You can search the scientific literature for myopia and childhood sun exposure for a large number of studies on the topic. Does screen time correlate with myopia? Maybe, but through the confounding variable that both stats tend to be inversely correlated with sunlight exposure.
  • kids these days

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    That does bug me a bit. I know, it's a game meant to be accessible for children... BUT, the starters don't have their type moves in the beginning (or at least they didn't) so it didn't matter. The first battle was a scratch vs tackle type battle then you had the opportunity to catch something they're weak to before the next one. Pokémon now, even worse than back in the day, is a game where you can use only your starter and just over level them and beat the game easily. But.. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • so many apocalyses to choose from and yet

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    You and me both, pardner
  • It always seems to match their personalities at least

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    Brb getting a cat so I can name it Lagavulin
  • >out of our **countries**

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    I'm guessing "Edison" is in the US, but "Blonde Bigot" is in the UK. There's a weird movement to rebrand bigotry as a virtue over there.
  • You stay idle because you can afford it, until you can't

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    Yes, of course their meanings overlap. Both of these words have several definitions. Even so, a distinction is more about the act of making a distinction, while a difference is more about how the things actually are.
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    I was wrong either way. Commenter in the OP is not who I thought
  • Does Lemmy like nuclear engineers?

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    You got your rent check written up yet boot sucker?
  • well funded deportation and concentration camps

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    Found the ginger?
  • Justified military intervention

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    Much easier my way than by murdering thousands of children like Israeli do
  • Public transportation

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    There was a part of me that someone genuinely thought this was not from that video and believed there was some city where coyotes rode the metro freely.
  • Project more.

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    no u! see I can be a teenage loser online too!
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