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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • DNA isn't approving / denying new medicines.

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  • Working in a company without a union

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    I worked at a 40 person company. Wife was the CEO, her boyfriend of a decade became the "CTO" because he was an unemployed mechanic. I just took my pay and waited for the company to fail.
  • Semantics

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    *It was quite a big frog, however, and got into the air ducts and kept everyone awake for weeks. GNU Terry Pratchett
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    Unless gofundme investors are on that list.
  • ;;;

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    i am not someone friend
  • Pledge of allegiance is woke propaganda

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    It's exceptionally Huxleyian.
  • male voters

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    The point is that Trump’s education policy is not unique what do you think the department of education does, alky?
  • >You lost to Donald trump of all people.

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    ah, you don't know what sarcasm is? Do you need me to explain it to you like a child? lying about me will receive no reply. lying about me will receive no reply. Oh gee what will I do without a reply?! I'll feel so bad that a teenager who has no reading comprehension won't forgive me ! Oh gee wiz no!! that was sarcasm, I know you have a hard time grasping that so I apologize. But seriously, you think I am gloating about a genocide which I have been speaking against since I was a teen? you can definitely shove your fake concern way, waaaaaay up your rectum
  • toot

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    Not of course that there is such a thing as professional recorder players.
  • Useless twisting of our new technology

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    Oh I agree 100%. The technology doesnt suck, It is fantastic beyond my wildest dreams as a young lad. What we are capable of doing now is amazing. My complaints are with "subscriptions" and "accounts" to that technology. When I die, my accounts and subscriptions are non transferable. Meaning my $XX,000.00 dollar audible account with over 1000 audiobooks i bought and paid for dies with me. I now pay a yearly/monthly fee to use things like excell(which hasnt changed much) that i used to be able to buy and use indefinitely for 50 dollars. The technology is amazing. The greedy corporate overlords are the problem.
  • The labubu is a big flex from mindless capitalism

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    My understanding is that labubus are basically beanie babies and Funko pops
  • the elder trolls

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    The wormhole leads to Tamriel now? And it's all in a galaxy far, far away?
  • You're not crazy!

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    Hahaha! Immediately after posting that comment I found them. It could also be the app I'm using doesn't make it very intuitive
  • They really aren't

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    Hate that the solution to endless passwords is to carry a password database everywhere I go. So I can use my password while I use my password.
  • When you get a chance, you take it.

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    I halfway suspect the audience member panicked and defaulted to the comfortable muscle memory song.
  • Maybe harris should have run on that.

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    "I was being sarcastic" - every republican when people confront them with something they meant in earnest.
  • You're not filling concert halls yourself.

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  • Can you repeat the question?

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    You're not the boss of me noooow
  • Sabrina Carpenter clearly does.

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  • Ruffalo

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    Ruffalo! Ruffalo! Ruff! A! Lo!