They don't know

[zwiebel@feddit.org]

Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

[alternatepersonman@lemmy.world]

Hint: it's not me.

[viatoromnium@piefed.social]

From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

[mrjukes@lemmy.today]

Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

[zannsolo@lemmy.world]

And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

[etterra@discuss.online]

Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.

[whostosay@sh.itjust.works]

Lmao not nothing.

[echodot@feddit.uk]

I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

[sndmn@lemmy.ca]

I'm speechless.

[inhale_vegetables@aussie.zone]

The devils jizz

[nabdad@lemmy.world]

She knows.

[cleocommunist@lemmy.ml]

I know Who Is It

[original_reader@lemmy.zip]

You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

[asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world]

Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

[ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.world]

If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

[stevedice@sh.itjust.works]

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

[brown567@sh.itjust.works]

Beautiful

[fredselfish@lemmy.world]

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

[fredselfish@lemmy.world]

You found your kink.