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    Hint: it's not me.

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      Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

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      From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

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        Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

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          And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

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            Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.

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              I watched this twice

              What is wrong with me

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              Lmao not nothing.

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                I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

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                  My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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                  I'm speechless.

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                    The devils jizz

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                      She knows.

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                        I know Who Is It

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                          And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

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                          You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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                            My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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                            Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

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                              If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                                Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                    If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                                    Beautiful πŸ‘

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                                      Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                      I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                                        I watched this twice

                                        What is wrong with me

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                                        You found your kink.

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                                          I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                                          Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

                                          But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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