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    I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me

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    I’m pretty certain it’s not me

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      My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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      Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

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        Hint: it's not me.

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          Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

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          From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

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            Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

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              And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

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                Probably my fiance. It's weird, but she has a ton of food allergies and mayo isn't on the list so whatever I guess.

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                  I watched this twice

                  What is wrong with me

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                  Lmao not nothing.

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                    I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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                      I'm speechless.

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                        The devils jizz

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                          She knows.

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                            I know Who Is It

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                              And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

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                              You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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                                My bet is it’s probably this lady (even with this video being from 2019)

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                                Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

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                                  If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                                    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                        If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                                        Beautiful 👏

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                                          Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                          I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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