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My skill prevents bugs, unlike your fancy compiler, peasant.

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  • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

    "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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    The human mind has limited capacity for things to pay attention to. If your attention is occupied with tiptoeing around the loaded guns scattered all over the floor, sooner or later you’ll slip and trip over one.

    Of course, you’re a virtuoso programmer, so you can pirouette balletically around the floorguns as you deliver brilliantly efficient code. Which is great, until you have an off day, or you get bored of coding, run off to join the circus as a professional knife-juggler and your codebase is inherited by someone of more conventional aptitude.

    Programming languages offering to keep track of some of the things programmers need to be aware of has been a boon for maintainability of code and, yes, security. Like type systems: there’s a reason we no longer write assembly language, squeezing multiple things into the bits of a register, unless we’re doing party tricks like demo coding or trying to push very limited systems to their limits.

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      i think one factor (though definitely not all) of the dislike is the politics of the project, which are fairly inclusive and kind. some people can't stomach that.
      another factor might be that the mere existence of rust implies that a lot of people are not the 100x rockstar developer they might aspire to be.
      maybe it's also just a simple change = bad. though i have seen people who dislike rust also gravitate towards zig, and that also has some big differences. maybe it's a hate towards mozilla?
      when i talk to people who hate rust they don't articulate themselves well, so i have to speculate and i get nowhere.
      one thing i do hear about rust a lot is that it's ugly, but I don't really get that. i can't personally fathom disdaining to use a tool simply because of looks, and i also don't personally think rust is ugly.

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      Correct me if I'm wrong because I never used Zig before, but I believe people like it because of the transparency in what the code is doing, like there's no hidden functionality. Where as Rust definitely does do that.

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        • if your skill is so great that you would never cause the kinds of bugs the rust compiler is designed to prevent, then it will never keep you from compiling, and therefore your complaint is unnecessary and you can happily use rust
        • if you do encounter these error messages, then you are apparently not skilled enough to not use rust, and should use rust

        In summary: use rust.

        tatterdemalion@programming.devT This user is from outside of this forum
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        Your first point is not true. There are valid uses of memory sharing that rust will reject.

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        • I [email protected]

          At this point, I've seen far more people being almost violently anti-rust than I've seen people being weirdly enthusiastic about rust. If Rust people are Jehovah's Witnesses, then a lot of the anti-Rust people are ISIS.

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          It's like the people complaining about SJWs and cancel culture. Sure, some people are annoying and use these things to harass others, but the vast majority are just normal people who care about certain things. But people on the other side, when they can't provide a good argument against them, start to vilify the people themselves. It's similar to how right wingers cry about decorum when they're more likely to vote for rapists.

          I must admit that I had given into this anti-SJW hate at some point in my late teens, but I luckily realized how I was acting like a little bitch, hating on people I don't even know just because they're passionate about equality. The funny thing was, I still believed in their causes, but was pretty much brainwashed into believing that they're hurting the cause by being vocal. It's weird how dumb we often are.

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          • B [email protected]

            i think one factor (though definitely not all) of the dislike is the politics of the project, which are fairly inclusive and kind. some people can't stomach that.
            another factor might be that the mere existence of rust implies that a lot of people are not the 100x rockstar developer they might aspire to be.
            maybe it's also just a simple change = bad. though i have seen people who dislike rust also gravitate towards zig, and that also has some big differences. maybe it's a hate towards mozilla?
            when i talk to people who hate rust they don't articulate themselves well, so i have to speculate and i get nowhere.
            one thing i do hear about rust a lot is that it's ugly, but I don't really get that. i can't personally fathom disdaining to use a tool simply because of looks, and i also don't personally think rust is ugly.

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            I think a bunch of C programmers hate rust passionately because they always looked down their noses at principled languages for being slow.

            Now a principled language is beating them on both speed and safety and it's as if the jocks lost a baseball game to the nerds who studied dynamics of solids and cut a series of little slots in their bats so that every time they hit the ball it went out of the park.

            So much hate for the clever win over the brute force.

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            • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

              "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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              “Should I use rust or c++” is the wrong question IMO. The right question is “do I want the code I run, written by thousands or millions of randos, to be written in rust or c++”.

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              • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

                tdawg@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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                A real programmer only needs parentheses smdh

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                • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

                  The human mind has limited capacity for things to pay attention to. If your attention is occupied with tiptoeing around the loaded guns scattered all over the floor, sooner or later you’ll slip and trip over one.

                  Of course, you’re a virtuoso programmer, so you can pirouette balletically around the floorguns as you deliver brilliantly efficient code. Which is great, until you have an off day, or you get bored of coding, run off to join the circus as a professional knife-juggler and your codebase is inherited by someone of more conventional aptitude.

                  Programming languages offering to keep track of some of the things programmers need to be aware of has been a boon for maintainability of code and, yes, security. Like type systems: there’s a reason we no longer write assembly language, squeezing multiple things into the bits of a register, unless we’re doing party tricks like demo coding or trying to push very limited systems to their limits.

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                  Which is why garbage collection is the way to go.

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                  • tatterdemalion@programming.devT [email protected]

                    Your first point is not true. There are valid uses of memory sharing that rust will reject.

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                    Curious what you are talking about. Multi-threaded sharing of memory for example is also easy with rust, it just doesn't let you wrote and read at the same time, and so on.

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                      Lol build something with serde and you'll be hooked for life

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                      Or a CLI with clap.

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                      • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                        "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                        Everyone makes mistakes, no matter the level of skill

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                        • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                          "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                          While I do totally see the advantages of rust and agree skill is not a solution given people make mistakes...I do agree a lot of the very vocal rust advocates do act almost religious and it is an annoying turn off.

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                          • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

                            While I do totally see the advantages of rust and agree skill is not a solution given people make mistakes...I do agree a lot of the very vocal rust advocates do act almost religious and it is an annoying turn off.

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                            We had the Java guys in year 2000, at least Rust seems to be a decent language.

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                            • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                              "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                              The really annoying part is all the people saying that you shouldn't like Rust because actually it's not magically bug free. Yeah, no shit. No one who touched Rust claims it lets you write bug free code. People like Rust because it's modern, fast, has great tooling, great documentation and really nice features like Traits and Algebraic data types. Memory and thread safety is just a bonus.

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                                I love this argument because it means this dude is the only skilled C developer on the planet. Chromium devs are just chumps that should be replaced by this uncommon God.

                                Anti Commercial-AI license

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                                If we measure only by the amount of mistakes, there would be much more skilled C developers. Take my pristine skills for example, I've made zero mistakes writing all of my 3 lines of C code over years and years, zero mistakes

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                                  10 months, 2 weeks, 6 days and 12 hours since I was saved and accepted the one true language (not)

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                                  My condolences on not being saved and accepted, I hope the future still holds good things for you 🙏

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                                  • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                                    "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                                    The language/compiler restricting some bad practices makes safer code with less skill. Btw, there's also Safe C++

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                                    • b_tr3e@feddit.orgB [email protected]

                                      The problem with these followers of rust is that they're heathens, disbelievers and worshippers of the devil. Just like all of you heretics. There is just one programming language for the true believer and it is FORTRAN. The pure and true FORTRAN, that is, which is punched into cards of virgin paper, not the heresy created by the blasphemy of 99.

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                                      I'm just trying to imagine installing something like modern Microsoft Office from punch cards.
                                      Getting the heavy bankers box from the closet. Spending a few hours feeding cards into the reader.
                                      Going on a profanity laced tirade because some idiot put them away out of order. It was probably definitely me.

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                                        The really annoying part is all the people saying that you shouldn't like Rust because actually it's not magically bug free. Yeah, no shit. No one who touched Rust claims it lets you write bug free code. People like Rust because it's modern, fast, has great tooling, great documentation and really nice features like Traits and Algebraic data types. Memory and thread safety is just a bonus.

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                                        Ammm actually... ☝️🤓
                                        most Rust evengalists claim that Rust prevents you from writing bugs

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                                          Ammm actually... ☝️🤓
                                          most Rust evengalists claim that Rust prevents you from writing bugs

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                                          It's hard to argue with that statement. Like, literally, I have no idea who rust evangelists are, where to look for them and how to find out what "most" of them think about anything.

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