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My skill prevents bugs, unlike your fancy compiler, peasant.

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  • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

    "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

    tdawg@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
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    A real programmer only needs parentheses smdh

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    • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

      The human mind has limited capacity for things to pay attention to. If your attention is occupied with tiptoeing around the loaded guns scattered all over the floor, sooner or later you’ll slip and trip over one.

      Of course, you’re a virtuoso programmer, so you can pirouette balletically around the floorguns as you deliver brilliantly efficient code. Which is great, until you have an off day, or you get bored of coding, run off to join the circus as a professional knife-juggler and your codebase is inherited by someone of more conventional aptitude.

      Programming languages offering to keep track of some of the things programmers need to be aware of has been a boon for maintainability of code and, yes, security. Like type systems: there’s a reason we no longer write assembly language, squeezing multiple things into the bits of a register, unless we’re doing party tricks like demo coding or trying to push very limited systems to their limits.

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      Which is why garbage collection is the way to go.

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      • tatterdemalion@programming.devT [email protected]

        Your first point is not true. There are valid uses of memory sharing that rust will reject.

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        Curious what you are talking about. Multi-threaded sharing of memory for example is also easy with rust, it just doesn't let you wrote and read at the same time, and so on.

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        • M [email protected]

          Lol build something with serde and you'll be hooked for life

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          Or a CLI with clap.

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          • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

            "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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            Everyone makes mistakes, no matter the level of skill

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            • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

              "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

              scoopta@programming.devS This user is from outside of this forum
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              While I do totally see the advantages of rust and agree skill is not a solution given people make mistakes...I do agree a lot of the very vocal rust advocates do act almost religious and it is an annoying turn off.

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              • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

                While I do totally see the advantages of rust and agree skill is not a solution given people make mistakes...I do agree a lot of the very vocal rust advocates do act almost religious and it is an annoying turn off.

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                We had the Java guys in year 2000, at least Rust seems to be a decent language.

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                • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                  "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                  The really annoying part is all the people saying that you shouldn't like Rust because actually it's not magically bug free. Yeah, no shit. No one who touched Rust claims it lets you write bug free code. People like Rust because it's modern, fast, has great tooling, great documentation and really nice features like Traits and Algebraic data types. Memory and thread safety is just a bonus.

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                  • O [email protected]

                    I love this argument because it means this dude is the only skilled C developer on the planet. Chromium devs are just chumps that should be replaced by this uncommon God.

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                    If we measure only by the amount of mistakes, there would be much more skilled C developers. Take my pristine skills for example, I've made zero mistakes writing all of my 3 lines of C code over years and years, zero mistakes

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                      10 months, 2 weeks, 6 days and 12 hours since I was saved and accepted the one true language (not)

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                      My condolences on not being saved and accepted, I hope the future still holds good things for you 🙏

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                      • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                        "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                        The language/compiler restricting some bad practices makes safer code with less skill. Btw, there's also Safe C++

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                        • b_tr3e@feddit.orgB [email protected]

                          The problem with these followers of rust is that they're heathens, disbelievers and worshippers of the devil. Just like all of you heretics. There is just one programming language for the true believer and it is FORTRAN. The pure and true FORTRAN, that is, which is punched into cards of virgin paper, not the heresy created by the blasphemy of 99.

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                          I'm just trying to imagine installing something like modern Microsoft Office from punch cards.
                          Getting the heavy bankers box from the closet. Spending a few hours feeding cards into the reader.
                          Going on a profanity laced tirade because some idiot put them away out of order. It was probably definitely me.

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                            The really annoying part is all the people saying that you shouldn't like Rust because actually it's not magically bug free. Yeah, no shit. No one who touched Rust claims it lets you write bug free code. People like Rust because it's modern, fast, has great tooling, great documentation and really nice features like Traits and Algebraic data types. Memory and thread safety is just a bonus.

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                            Ammm actually... ☝️🤓
                            most Rust evengalists claim that Rust prevents you from writing bugs

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                              Ammm actually... ☝️🤓
                              most Rust evengalists claim that Rust prevents you from writing bugs

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                              It's hard to argue with that statement. Like, literally, I have no idea who rust evangelists are, where to look for them and how to find out what "most" of them think about anything.

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                              • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                                "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                                Skill issue takes are dumb as fuck. It's just republican personal responsibility takes using different language.

                                Intelligent people focus on producing systemically better outcomes.

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  It’s like going to city hall and complaining your tax dollars are being spent on guardrails along the road that you haven’t personally ever driven into.

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                                  Which, for the record, people fully actually do.

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                                  • scoopta@programming.devS [email protected]

                                    While I do totally see the advantages of rust and agree skill is not a solution given people make mistakes...I do agree a lot of the very vocal rust advocates do act almost religious and it is an annoying turn off.

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                                    Do you have time to talk about our lord Rust? Did you know it died for our bugs so we don't have to debug them at run time?

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                                    • danhab99@programming.devD [email protected]

                                      "Rust's compiler prevents common bugs" So does skill. No offense to you, but, this trope is getting so tiresome. If you like the language then go ahead and use it. What is it with the rust crowd that they have to come acrosslike people trying to convert your religion at your front door?

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                                      I mean... they do kinda have a point on the last part. I'm no programmer or coder. I can't code for shit. I don't know a lot about development. And even I have the feeling that Rust people, they're kinda like NixOS people a while back, they never shut the fuck up about it. :3

                                      They're definitely enthusiastic, I'll give them that. But so many projects are sold solely on the fact that they are made with Rust, even though it means absolutely nothing to most users.

                                      I remember when System76 announced that they were making a new desktop environment and the only thing they basically said about it back then was that it was made with Rust and it felt like my corner of the internet lost their mind about it like they had announced the second coming of Christ or something.

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        Ammm actually... ☝️🤓
                                        most Rust evengalists claim that Rust prevents you from writing bugs

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                                        Any type safe language will help you prevent a wide range of bugs that non safe languages need tons of tests to detect.

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                                        • E [email protected]

                                          It's hard to argue with that statement. Like, literally, I have no idea who rust evangelists are, where to look for them and how to find out what "most" of them think about anything.

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                                          Yep - I don't really know who these evangelists are either. I have read about "fearless concurrency," which seems pretty spot-on.

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