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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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      Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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      Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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        It's for personal use.

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        Taking a bath in style

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          It's for personal use.

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          These guys were THIRSTY!

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            How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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              It's for personal use.

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              If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                  Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                  Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                    Is nothing sacred?

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                      Finally, bull milk!

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                        Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                          New Jackass Episode???

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                            30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                            Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                              How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                              Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                                How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                                  Creamy and delicious

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                                    Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                      Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                      Why is that guy red

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                                        My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                                          Why is that guy red

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                                          He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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