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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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  • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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    Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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      Is nothing sacred?

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        Finally, bull milk!

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          Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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            New Jackass Episode???

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            • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

              30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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              Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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              • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                  The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                    Creamy and delicious

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                      Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                        Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                        Why is that guy red

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                          My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                            Why is that guy red

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                            He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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                              One man's cum is another man's income

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                              • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                                you may not have any of my flower semen.

                                edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

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                                  How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

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                                  • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                                    What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                                    Why me 😭

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                                      Prost Mahlzeit!

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                                      • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                                        Veganism implies consent.

                                        Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

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                                          Do they plan to make Red Bull?

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