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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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    It's for personal use.

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    Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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      The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

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        Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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        • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

          Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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          Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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            It's for personal use.

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            Taking a bath in style

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            • R [email protected]

              It's for personal use.

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              These guys were THIRSTY!

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                How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                  It's for personal use.

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                  If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                    What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                      Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                      Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                        Is nothing sacred?

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                          Finally, bull milk!

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                          • C [email protected]

                            Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                              New Jackass Episode???

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                              • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                                30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                                Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                                  How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                  Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                                  • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                    The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                                      Creamy and delicious

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                                        Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                          Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                          Why is that guy red

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