Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany
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Creamy and delicious
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Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
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Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
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My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
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Why is that guy red
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
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One man's cum is another man's income
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If only there was a vegan alternative.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
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How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
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What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?
Why me
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Prost Mahlzeit!
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If only there was a vegan alternative.
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
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Do they plan to make Red Bull?
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Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it's S3e01
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Did no one see this coming?
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"Quick, spit it into this thermos!"
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How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
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Why is that guy red
He's shy.
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30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
There are online marketplaces for it.
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The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
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Why me
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Well it's a little obvious don't you think? Who else would be able to handle this absurd amount of semen? Also what would an average person do with it? Exactly. Only a person that craves the seed like we crave for oxygen would do it. Somebody that literally breaths fresh life (because of semen)
Do you have any reason (or alibi) why it should not be you?
