Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany
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How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.
The official unit is bull-kkake.
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Creamy and delicious
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Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
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Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs
Why is that guy red
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My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard
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Why is that guy red
He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs
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One man's cum is another man's income
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If only there was a vegan alternative.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]you may not have any of my flower semen.
edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece
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How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
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What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?
Why me
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Prost Mahlzeit!
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If only there was a vegan alternative.
Veganism implies consent.
Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?
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Do they plan to make Red Bull?
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Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?
There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).
I think it's S3e01
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Did no one see this coming?
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"Quick, spit it into this thermos!"
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How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?
I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.
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Why is that guy red
He's shy.
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30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?
There are online marketplaces for it.
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The barrel was probably mistaken for Nuclear Bloom
