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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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    When the logger starts to ask real questions

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    • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

      “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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      Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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      • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

        “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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        Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

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        • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

          Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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          Dose nutz

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          • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

            Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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            Yeah, it's a very informal way of saying it.

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            • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

              Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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              "I'll hit you with"/"I'll stick to you"

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              • L [email protected]

                Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

                Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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                Classic OOP bloat.

                OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                • F [email protected]

                  A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                  I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                  Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                  “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                  • F [email protected]

                    A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                    This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I'd like some dark humor in my code base.

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                    • W [email protected]

                      Classic OOP bloat.

                      OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                      as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"

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                      • W [email protected]

                        I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                        Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                        “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                        So, you gonna ask her out?

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                        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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                          Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

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                          • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                            Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                            No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

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                              So, you gonna ask her out?

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                              I have another screenshot where it just says "*Giggling*" so maybe

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                                So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                  So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                  *you're misspelling habits

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                                    Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                    // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                    Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

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                                    • kojichan@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                      Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                      // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                      Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

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                                      This is hilariously autistic sounding for a machine.

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                                      • W [email protected]

                                        I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                                        Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                                        “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                                        Sounds like Copilot pulled their programming socks WAY UP that day

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          This is hilariously autistic sounding for a machine.

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                                          Qwen3, 8B BTW.

                                          It was a hilarious bug. XD. It was running in assistant/chat mode, while I was using it for embedding.

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