Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Programmer Humor
  3. My CoPilot

My CoPilot

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Programmer Humor
programmerhumor
28 Posts 23 Posters 17 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • F [email protected]

    A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

    weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW This user is from outside of this forum
    weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #4

    “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

    johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ D 2 Replies Last reply
    39
    • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
      This post did not contain any content.
      30p87@feddit.org3 This user is from outside of this forum
      30p87@feddit.org3 This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #5

      Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

      V M 2 Replies Last reply
      9
      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        V This user is from outside of this forum
        V This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #6

        When the logger starts to ask real questions

        1 Reply Last reply
        4
        • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

          “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

          johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
          johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #7

          Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

          G skullgrid@lemmy.worldS 2 Replies Last reply
          3
          • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

            “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

            D This user is from outside of this forum
            D This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #8

            Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

            1 Reply Last reply
            16
            • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

              Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

              V This user is from outside of this forum
              V This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #9

              Dose nutz

              1 Reply Last reply
              22
              • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

                G This user is from outside of this forum
                G This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #10

                Yeah, it's a very informal way of saying it.

                1 Reply Last reply
                1
                • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                  Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

                  skullgrid@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  skullgrid@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #11

                  "I'll hit you with"/"I'll stick to you"

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  1
                  • L [email protected]

                    Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

                    Get to work OP. The world needs this.

                    W This user is from outside of this forum
                    W This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #12

                    Classic OOP bloat.

                    OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

                    S 1 Reply Last reply
                    5
                    • F [email protected]

                      A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

                      W This user is from outside of this forum
                      W This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #13

                      I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                      Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                      “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

                      J P 2 Replies Last reply
                      15
                      • F [email protected]

                        A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #14

                        This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I'd like some dark humor in my code base.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • W [email protected]

                          Classic OOP bloat.

                          OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #15

                          as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          3
                          • W [email protected]

                            I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                            Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                            “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

                            J This user is from outside of this forum
                            J This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #16

                            So, you gonna ask her out?

                            W 1 Reply Last reply
                            8
                            • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              tommasz@piefed.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                              tommasz@piefed.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #17

                              Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              4
                              • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                                Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

                                M This user is from outside of this forum
                                M This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #18

                                No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • J [email protected]

                                  So, you gonna ask her out?

                                  W This user is from outside of this forum
                                  W This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #19

                                  I have another screenshot where it just says "*Giggling*" so maybe

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  4
                                  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    trickdacy@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    trickdacy@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #20

                                    So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

                                    H 1 Reply Last reply
                                    2
                                    • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                      So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

                                      H This user is from outside of this forum
                                      H This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                      #21

                                      *you're misspelling habits

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      3
                                      • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        kojichan@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        kojichan@lemmy.worldK This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #22

                                        Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                        // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                        Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

                                        P 1 Reply Last reply
                                        7
                                        • kojichan@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                          Mine kept "thinking" in comments...

                                          // Figure out what the user is requesting, then send an appropriate response.

                                          Even I don't know what I'm thinking half the time.

                                          P This user is from outside of this forum
                                          P This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #23

                                          This is hilariously autistic sounding for a machine.

                                          kojichan@lemmy.worldK 1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups