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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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    Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

    Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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      A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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        A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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        “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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        • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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          Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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          • cm0002@lemmy.worldC [email protected]
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            When the logger starts to ask real questions

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            • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

              “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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              Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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              • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                “If I see you on the street, I'll shoot you.”

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                Nothing like casual death threats from your friendly local IDE AI assistant.

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                • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                  Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                  Dose nutz

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                  • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                    Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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                    Yeah, it's a very informal way of saying it.

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                    • johnnycanuck@lemmy.caJ [email protected]

                      Thanks, I had everything but "pego".

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                      "I'll hit you with"/"I'll stick to you"

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                        Well. Do they? Maybe write a base class you can extend to cock, balls, breast, dildo that can work with objects mouth, asshole, and pussy.

                        Get to work OP. The world needs this.

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                        Classic OOP bloat.

                        OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                          A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                          I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                          Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                          “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                          • F [email protected]

                            A couple of years old, but in the early days they didn't care about sanitizing non-English content. Leading to pearls like this:

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                            This is pretty cool. Is there a way to enable this? I'd like some dark humor in my code base.

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                              Classic OOP bloat.

                              OP will probably be fine with a language like C and skip to the find out step.

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                              as the sying goes "brainfuck around and find out"

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                              • W [email protected]

                                I can’t share the screenshot since it’s on my work PC, but Gemini gave me this gem:

                                Asked to summarize some product data with a size field:

                                “One size fits all (OSFA?) 🙂 just kidding… One Size is a good size, you know… like 😉 ..anyway, I’m done, seriously 🙂 okay bye.. 😄 .lol..kthxbai,kthxbai,kthxbai,” and just kept repeating kthxbai until the context filled and died, and of course we got billed for all those tokens.

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                                So, you gonna ask her out?

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                                  Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

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                                  • 30p87@feddit.org3 [email protected]

                                    Dose? Dose what? Dose medicine, water, flour?

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                                    No, dose nuts fit in your mouth?

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                                      So, you gonna ask her out?

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                                      I have another screenshot where it just says "*Giggling*" so maybe

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                                        So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                        • trickdacy@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                          So you're saying your AI knows your misspelling habits well?

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                                          *you're misspelling habits

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