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Everybody gets one [choose wisely]

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    Some spaghetti please!

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

      All the empathy in the world (+10%) is spread "evenly" to one person at a time, randomly, every minute of the day:

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      I said spread, not share. One would not consider peanut butter spread on bread if you put it in one glob and then picked up and moved the glob somewhere else.

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        I want my mortgage to be paid off.

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          How about world peace?

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            How about world peace?

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            How about we avoid things that target all people without any conditions about how the goal is achieved.

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              I want my mortgage to be paid off.

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              You've been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.

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                Some spaghetti please!

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                On the internet, no one will know you've been turned into spaghetti.

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                  Okay, let's try this.

                  Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.

                  This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.

                  This effect will include the granter of this wish.

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                    Okay, let's try this.

                    Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.

                    This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.

                    This effect will include the granter of this wish.

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                    Ok, but only for a year and not for you.

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                    • balderdash9@lemmy.zipB [email protected]

                      Everyone can now shape-shift into a perfect copy of any other person that they've seen. Society collapses due to lack of trust. (You said everyone can "now" and "this has always been". Hence, rewriting history was a second wish.)

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                      ah beans

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                        hell yeah get me some munchies man

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                          hell yeah get me some munchies man

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                          Granted.

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                            a couple hugs

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                              a couple hugs

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                              blobcat, hug blobcat, huggies

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                                Ok, but only for a year and not for you.

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                                If things improve around you, you're benefitted yourself. Pay attention.

                                And there is no temporary clause in what I stated.

                                People undergo the process during the lenght of a year. The outcome permanence is not dependent of that window of time.

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                                  How about we avoid things that target all people without any conditions about how the goal is achieved.

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                                  Sounds good to me!

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                                    Eight people are now standing in your living room; it's two pairs of the alternative rock band "Kitten". Looking at their other selves, they start panicking:

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                                    https://youtu.be/9x7r1er6Ljw Kitten 2 are such doodoo heads.

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                                      If things improve around you, you're benefitted yourself. Pay attention.

                                      And there is no temporary clause in what I stated.

                                      People undergo the process during the lenght of a year. The outcome permanence is not dependent of that window of time.

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                                      If things improve around you, you’re benefitted yourself. Pay attention.

                                      Yeah, but you're going to have to put in the work to empathize with us to understand what you've put us through. So it will be pretty obvious to everyone you made the wish because you'll be having to think through answers to questions about empathy that will be trivial to everyone else. You have a few months to practice, you should get started. I think this will be a good exercise in empathy for you as you wont have a crutch.

                                      And there is no temporary clause in what I stated.

                                      You never said for how long.

                                      People undergo the process during the lenght of a year. The outcome permanence is not dependent of that window of time.

                                      Yes, so the wish can end as soon as the minimum duration you specified ends.

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                                        How about world peace?

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                                        All life is eradicated. Nothing more peaceful than a cold lifeless rock sailing through space

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                                          Everyone can now shape-shift into a perfect copy of any other person that they've seen. Society collapses due to lack of trust. (You said everyone can "now" and "this has always been". Hence, rewriting history was a second wish.)

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                                          When you and your friends choose the same character in smash bros

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