Everybody gets one [choose wisely]
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You astral project successfully, but the astral realm is filled with horrors beyond your comprehension. They note your presence...
I wave my boney hand and say the keyphrase to activate the contingency combined miracle wish spell scroll, binding all outsiders in a kilometer radius; "Hiya, who wants to play Pathfinder? I call DM"
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Everyone can now shape-shift into a perfect copy of any other person that they've seen. Society collapses due to lack of trust. (You said everyone can "now" and "this has always been". Hence, rewriting history was a second wish.)
It looks like society may have healed after realizing we all wanted to be the same girl.
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The printers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing run wild printing money; the Federal Reserve distributes the money across the country. Hyperinflation like the United States has never seen drives the prices of goods and services up 90%. The $100 tacos now cost $1000. You may still choose to purchase them, however:
90% of $100 is $90. So the tacos are $190, or $1.90 each. Still a solid deal.
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Could you spread all the empathy across everyone evenly, and then increase it by about 10%?
Realistically, this just means draining the 1-2 people with empathy (Jane Goodall and... that's probably it?) and spreading it across 8 billion people.
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Some spaghetti please!
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All the empathy in the world (+10%) is spread "evenly" to one person at a time, randomly, every minute of the day:
I said spread, not share. One would not consider peanut butter spread on bread if you put it in one glob and then picked up and moved the glob somewhere else.
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I want my mortgage to be paid off.
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How about world peace?
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How about world peace?
How about we avoid things that target all people without any conditions about how the goal is achieved.
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I want my mortgage to be paid off.
You've been filed under Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
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Some spaghetti please!
On the internet, no one will know you've been turned into spaghetti.
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Okay, let's try this.
Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.
This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.
This effect will include the granter of this wish.
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Okay, let's try this.
Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.
This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.
This effect will include the granter of this wish.
Ok, but only for a year and not for you.
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Everyone can now shape-shift into a perfect copy of any other person that they've seen. Society collapses due to lack of trust. (You said everyone can "now" and "this has always been". Hence, rewriting history was a second wish.)
ah beans
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hell yeah get me some munchies man
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hell yeah get me some munchies man
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a couple hugs
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a couple hugs
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Ok, but only for a year and not for you.
If things improve around you, you're benefitted yourself. Pay attention.
And there is no temporary clause in what I stated.
People undergo the process during the lenght of a year. The outcome permanence is not dependent of that window of time.
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How about we avoid things that target all people without any conditions about how the goal is achieved.
Sounds good to me!
