Some Decent Linux Jokes?

[teawrecks@sopuli.xyz]

Did you know NASA uses Linux on all its spaceships? That's why there's no sound in space.

[umbrella@lemmy.ml]

me doing my 1000th hour of rdr2 like

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

Mfw haven't gamed on anything but Linux for 2.5 years now.

[fnrir@lemmy.world]

Obligatory "We need to rewrite the lightbulb in Rust" joke

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

We would also have accepted "because if you open windows in space everyone dies"

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

Why are Linux user's power bills more expensive in summer?

They refuse to install windows.

[omegalemmy@discuss.online]

Teach your kids the magic phrase... Sudo.

'Whats the word?"

"Please!!!"

"No! It's not! It's sudo!"

[elvith@feddit.org]

Pretty pretty sudo with —no-preserve-root on top?

[omegalemmy@discuss.online]

Are you crazy!? Are you trying to kill your parents!?

[elvith@feddit.org]

WELL, I'm not running

kill -9 $PPID

[bogasse@lemmy.ml]

Linux, Microsoft & iOS engineers have a flat tire.

• The Apple engineer : "let's replace this tire ASAP"
• The Linux engineer : "we need to understand what caused the issue first, or it might happen again"
• The Microsoft engineer : "shouldn't we just go back in the car and see if the issue solves itself?"

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

The Apple Exec: "let's remove the tyre altogether, and sell it piecemeal back to the driver"

[electric_nan@lemmy.ml]

More like: you'll have to buy a whole new car.

[tetris11@lemmy.ml]

"Ooh I'm sorry, petrol no longer works in your car. Yeah sorry. Yeah, I know it used to, but we took the gas tank out for safety reasons."