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    Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

    Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

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    One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.

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      The Schrodonger.

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        Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".

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          This is just a glory hole with extra steps.

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            I will answer this question with another question. "If I don't take the blindfold off and find out who is doing the Lord's work, how do I get this person to do it again?"

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              One has to be a Giver to give great head. I think youre safe.

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              I think you underestimate the power of spite

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                I think you underestimate the power of spite

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                Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

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                  This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.

                  My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.

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                    I have to know, even if I don't like what I see.

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                      I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.

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                        "When a gift horse is munching on one's carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth." - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20

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                        You got my like for the date.
                        But now: get out!

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                          This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.

                          My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.

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                          I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.

                          Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh

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                            Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

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                            Might be near a bunch of repressed individuals like a gop convention but I don't know I'm not a very spiteful person I just know there are tales of people with great spite like one guy who created and buried a fake giant made of stone I think just to get back at a guy

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                              I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.

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                              50/50 odds it's a bear.

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                                Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".

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                                Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth

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                                  I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.

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                                    Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:

                                    Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize you’ve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No ma’am, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.

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                                    I think it depends on your D/s spectrum.

                                    As a Dom, I'd humiliate him.

                                    But then again, BDSM relationships require continual respect.

                                    Damn this is a hard one.

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                                      Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.

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                                      • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                                        This is just a glory hole with extra steps.

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                                        which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!

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                                          I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.

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