Anon gets philosophical
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I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
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"When a gift horse is munching on one's carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth." - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20
You got my like for the date.
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This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
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Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Might be near a bunch of repressed individuals like a gop convention but I don't know I'm not a very spiteful person I just know there are tales of people with great spite like one guy who created and buried a fake giant made of stone I think just to get back at a guy
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I'd bet money on the best bj imaginable is given by a femboy. Thus the blindfold comes off. I must see the love of my life.
50/50 odds it's a bear.
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Like Cypher said in The Matrix: "Ignorance is bliss".
Right before putting that delicious meat in his mouth
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I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
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Speaking from a purely analytical ace/sex-repulsed position:
Removing the blindfold can only at best ruin the prize youâve already got. You remove the blindfold and find out the best beej in the world comes from Supreme Fellator Donald J. Trump? No maâam, there is no coming back from that. Leave it on.
I think it depends on your D/s spectrum.
As a Dom, I'd humiliate him.
But then again, BDSM relationships require continual respect.
Damn this is a hard one.
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Truly the greatest philosophical question ever conceived by man.
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This is just a glory hole with extra steps.
which is just a cum jar with fewer steps!
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I could smell whether they were a man or a woman or a dog or a William Dafoe.
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50/50 odds it's a bear.
Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
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I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
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I definitely peaked too soon in the receiver of blowjob stakes. First real GF genuinely loved to suck dick, she lived for that shit and I swear I had more and better krgasms during that year than the rest of my life since.
Oh well, better to have loved and lost eh
i still havent found what im looking for
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as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I'm tounging next
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Or one of those fish that clean the side of the tank in Chinese restaurants.
I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
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I, uh, hope we're imagining the same kind of bear.
And I hope weâre imagining the same kind of suckerfish.
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I'm taking it off. I need to at least make sure it's a sane human and not a rabid pig that's going to spontaneously bite it off.
Premise that it won't bite it off, otherwise it is not the best bj.
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I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.
"WRONG MOVE, BUSTAH!"
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This reminds me of my ex who liked sucking dick so much i swear she sucked out my soul a couple times.
My wife has sadly never gotten close to those levels of sloppy toppy, i would never tell her tho lol i love her too much and she tries :p.
Itâs unbelievably hot when youâre getting blown with enthusiasm though⌠Slurping away like my dick is the last ice cream cone they had at the store during an August heatwave is sublime, even a mid grade delivery gets upgraded when itâs clearly desired instead of a choice or foreplay obligation.
