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    Well, these days…

    intern agentic editor

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      Isn't the real joke that that interns aren't really getting hired anymore?

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        Crowdstrike: push that update and let's go home

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        “We tested in simulation and it was fine”

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          I am the intern

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          • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

            Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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            I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

            I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

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              I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

              I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

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              Yeah it's called chaos engineering and it can be fun.

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                I am the intern

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                I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

                Time to test those back ups.

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                  Intern: “Why do we do it this way?”

                  “Yeah, why do we do it this way?”

                  *Doing it differently*

                  Oooh… that’s why we were doing it this way.

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                  • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                    Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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                    Nah, I'm sure that is a task for security auditors.

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                      Should be aiming way lower. Hasn't OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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                        Should be aiming way lower. Hasn't OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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                        OOP might not have, but FP certainly has

                        ::: spoiler >.>

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                          WAAAAH HEEHEEHAH

                          *entire internet breaks*

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                            Good intern

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                              I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

                              Time to test those back ups.

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                              Not too long ago my company got hacked and I realized they didn't have a 3-2-1 backup

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