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    Crowdstrike: push that update and let's go home

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    “We tested in simulation and it was fine”

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      I am the intern

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      • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

        Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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        I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

        I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

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          I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

          I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

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          Yeah it's called chaos engineering and it can be fun.

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            I am the intern

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            I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

            Time to test those back ups.

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              Intern: “Why do we do it this way?”

              “Yeah, why do we do it this way?”

              *Doing it differently*

              Oooh… that’s why we were doing it this way.

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              • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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                Nah, I'm sure that is a task for security auditors.

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                  Should be aiming way lower. Hasn't OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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                  • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                    Should be aiming way lower. Hasn't OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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                    OOP might not have, but FP certainly has

                    ::: spoiler >.>

                    :::

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                      WAAAAH HEEHEEHAH

                      *entire internet breaks*

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                        Good intern

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                          I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

                          Time to test those back ups.

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                          Not too long ago my company got hacked and I realized they didn't have a 3-2-1 backup

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