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    If the intern can do it, they should do it. So you can learn, that he shouldn't be able to do it.

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      Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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      • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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        Crowdstrike: push that update and let's go home

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          Well, these days…

          intern agentic editor

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          • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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            Isn't the real joke that that interns aren't really getting hired anymore?

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              Crowdstrike: push that update and let's go home

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              “We tested in simulation and it was fine”

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              • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                I am the intern

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                • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                  Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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                  I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

                  I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

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                    I heard in many large companies, they would create short artificial downtime for internal services, so that user-facing system never rely on a single internal system for resources and data. This prevents large downtime in user facing system when any internal service is down for a large amount of time.

                    I think a great use of interns is to make these downtime more organic.

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                    Yeah it's called chaos engineering and it can be fun.

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                      I am the intern

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                      I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

                      Time to test those back ups.

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                      • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                        Intern: “Why do we do it this way?”

                        “Yeah, why do we do it this way?”

                        *Doing it differently*

                        Oooh… that’s why we were doing it this way.

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                        • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

                          Isn't that what interns are for? Unscheduled QA in production?

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                          Nah, I'm sure that is a task for security auditors.

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                            Should be aiming way lower. Hasn't OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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                              Should be aiming way lower. Hasn't OOP ever played Angry Birds?

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                              OOP might not have, but FP certainly has

                              ::: spoiler >.>

                              :::

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                                WAAAAH HEEHEEHAH

                                *entire internet breaks*

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                                • fossilesque@mander.xyzF [email protected]
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                                  Good intern

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                                    I’m a senior developer late in my career, and interns are a source of endless fun. I love it.

                                    Time to test those back ups.

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                                    Not too long ago my company got hacked and I realized they didn't have a 3-2-1 backup

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