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Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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  • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

    coconut water

    in a heartbeat

    aloe vera

    I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

    asp milk

    what is this? I googled and found nothing

    marmite

    I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

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    what is this? I googled and found nothing

    Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)

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    • tetris11@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

      coconut water

      in a heartbeat

      aloe vera

      I can imagine this feeling really tingly after a while, though not sure why.

      asp milk

      what is this? I googled and found nothing

      marmite

      I too partake joyfully in that hellish sludge, and have wondered what depths of depravity I would willingly go to to satisfy that dark craving

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      Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.

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        Gallium? It's solid at room temperature, but your own body heat will melt it, so you lie down on a solid block of metal and then slowly sink into a melting puddle in the middle of it. It's non-toxic and six times denser than water so you'd be really floaty on it too

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          Heinz Baked Beans.

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            Heinz Baked Beans.

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            no regrets?

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              Vanta Black

              I'm gambling that the experience of it would mitigate how much of a pain in the ass the repercussions would be.

              Edit: I suppose I ought to have looked before, but this appears to be not the healthiest decision (who'd have though‽). Maybe we'll go with some kind of closest equivalent nontoxic paint?

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                coke zero, no question. diet coke? no thank you. Pepsi max? gtfo

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                Imagine rocking up to the weird bath house all prepped to bathe in Coke and they’re like, “Oh, sorry. We only have Pepsi.”

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                  A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.

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                  What is baby oil chemically?

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                    Imagine rocking up to the weird bath house all prepped to bathe in Coke and they’re like, “Oh, sorry. We only have Pepsi.”

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                    burn the place to the ground would be the most reasonable response

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                      A non-Newtonian fluid

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                      • phenomephrene@thebrainbin.orgP [email protected]

                        Vanta Black

                        I'm gambling that the experience of it would mitigate how much of a pain in the ass the repercussions would be.

                        Edit: I suppose I ought to have looked before, but this appears to be not the healthiest decision (who'd have though‽). Maybe we'll go with some kind of closest equivalent nontoxic paint?

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                        On the morbidly curious side of things, I do wonder what such a person looks like. You would just notice the eyes and the hair.

                        There's also the whole, "went vanta black face" issue

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                          Macaroni & cheese

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                            Macaroni & cheese

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                            no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?

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                              no regrets? You'd just get up and go to bed covered in the stickiness?

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                              Who says I'm going to bed?

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                                What is baby oil chemically?

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                                Traditionally, Mineral oil + fragrance

                                Mineral oil is also known as paraffin oil and is usually a petrochemical derivative composed of larger alkane hydrcarbons. Fragrance varies a lot.

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                                  Homeopathic sleeping remedy.

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                                    Gallium? It's solid at room temperature, but your own body heat will melt it, so you lie down on a solid block of metal and then slowly sink into a melting puddle in the middle of it. It's non-toxic and six times denser than water so you'd be really floaty on it too

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                                    It might act like a giant heatsink tho, making your body cool out as soon as it starts melting and creating proper surface contact. But i guess chilling in 20°C water is also not really an issue so i guess it depends on the thermal conductivity of the skin/gallium interface.

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                                      Heinz Baked Beans.

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                                        I was going to say heavy water, but TIL that it's not just chonky water. It can be toxic.

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                                        Only if you drink it in considerable amounts. Should be pretty fine for a bath though.

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                                          Baked Beans

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