hygiene
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I suggest a small alteration:
Start with 70% rubbing alcohol, set the chair on
its side and soak then compress / scrub...fire.Buy a new chair.
Wash your ass with soap.
Ah yes, the GOP solution.
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Ah yes, the GOP solution.
No, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven't rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money.
What I've described is the revolution solution.
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Okay semi unrelated question, but do mens gym showers usually smell like poop?
Because I recently got a fancy gym membership through my employer that allows me to go to basically any gym in the area, and so far the shower in the mixed gender sauna areas has always smelled like poop, while the showers in the woman's sauna and changing room haven't.
Might just be a weird coincidence, but it's been like 5 different gyms of different chains and I've been really bothered by itOne possibility: Guys will keep the same crack-sweaty shorts in their locker and use them over and over without washing them. It doesn't take too many doing that for the aura take over the locker room. Some guys really have no sense of personal hygiene.
If it's specifically the showers, then the staff are not cleaning things up properly.
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I worked at a foundry a while back and they had a locker room and showers so it was normal to have fully naked guys just walking around, this was fine, the problem was the guys that didn't wipe their ass properly and sat down on the bench by the lockers before showering... The benches were a light pine color, you could see spots of shit where people sat, just dried on there.
I never sat on those benches, even to put my boots on, people are disgusting.
Yeeup.. That kind of shit (in both the literal and figurative meaning of the word) is why I hate any public/shared/not my at home shower.
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Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.
A bidet (european style) is best.
no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again
For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.
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No, that would be telling you that the chair stinks because you haven't rubbed ENOUGH shit into it and big clean is just trying to swindle you out of your money.
What I've described is the revolution solution.
You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:
- More consumerism
- Less environmentally friendly
- Pointlessly destructive
The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.
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This is actually a sad story, where the existence of this clip almost pushed the teen to suicide due to the both online and real life bullying and death threats he received.
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For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.
It absolutely can be both
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For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.
if there is poo left there, it will be both
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A shower with soap is best, preferably after a different method. But whatever it's your house, you can shit direct to shower if you like.
If you got poop on you anywhere else. Dry wiping it would not be sufficient. Rinsing it off and patting it dry would not be sufficient. You would wash with soap.
That said, I have a bidet I use some of the time and plain old TP the rest of the time.
yup, i sit on the edge of the batch and get it with warm water and shower gel usually
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80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.
Better be careful to not break both his arms
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You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:
- More consumerism
- Less environmentally friendly
- Pointlessly destructive
The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.
Ah I see. You weren't making an allegory, you were being direct.
Sorry I didn't mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.
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Bidet crew checking in.
Mines got hot water. I don't mean that it's got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it's got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower.. dryer? Butt hair dryer? It's nice, especially in the winter.
Clean your butts, people
A cold Bidet booty blast in the morning will wake you up better than a cup of coffee.
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Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.
A bidet (european style) is best.
no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again
I use a portable bidet. It is a rubber squeeze bottle. I use it to wash my asshole and a little toilet paper to dry.
The thing paid for itself many times over in toilet paper saved.
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Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
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A cold Bidet booty blast in the morning will wake you up better than a cup of coffee.
So you know that ice cold water sprayed into your ass can give you brain freeze, right?
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That thread was a total mixed bag of people trying to be genuinely helpful and ripping on the guy. It was something to behold.
People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.
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People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.
I agree with you, especially since he did ask for help. I have a feeling he was aware of what the issue was but was in denial about it. But, if someone were to ask me if I could sum up Reddit in a thread, that would be a contender if not the top choice as an example of what to expect. That or "what is potato"
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Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
Nooooooo
