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For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.
if there is poo left there, it will be both
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A shower with soap is best, preferably after a different method. But whatever it's your house, you can shit direct to shower if you like.
If you got poop on you anywhere else. Dry wiping it would not be sufficient. Rinsing it off and patting it dry would not be sufficient. You would wash with soap.
That said, I have a bidet I use some of the time and plain old TP the rest of the time.
yup, i sit on the edge of the batch and get it with warm water and shower gel usually
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80% chance it's actually his mom who's complaining.
Better be careful to not break both his arms
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You sure about that? Burning the chair and buying a new one checks the GOP boxes:
- More consumerism
- Less environmentally friendly
- Pointlessly destructive
The only thing missing is the big chair company going to your fundraisers and paying you to make people burn their chairs.
Ah I see. You weren't making an allegory, you were being direct.
Sorry I didn't mean to pique your ideological perspectives by suggesting to burn a chair from a totally different thread as a joke.
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Bidet crew checking in.
Mines got hot water. I don't mean that it's got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it's got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower.. dryer? Butt hair dryer? It's nice, especially in the winter.
Clean your butts, people
A cold Bidet booty blast in the morning will wake you up better than a cup of coffee.
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Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.
A bidet (european style) is best.
no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again
I use a portable bidet. It is a rubber squeeze bottle. I use it to wash my asshole and a little toilet paper to dry.
The thing paid for itself many times over in toilet paper saved.
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Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
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A cold Bidet booty blast in the morning will wake you up better than a cup of coffee.
So you know that ice cold water sprayed into your ass can give you brain freeze, right?
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That thread was a total mixed bag of people trying to be genuinely helpful and ripping on the guy. It was something to behold.
People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.
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People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.
I agree with you, especially since he did ask for help. I have a feeling he was aware of what the issue was but was in denial about it. But, if someone were to ask me if I could sum up Reddit in a thread, that would be a contender if not the top choice as an example of what to expect. That or "what is potato"
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Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
Nooooooo
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I use a portable bidet. It is a rubber squeeze bottle. I use it to wash my asshole and a little toilet paper to dry.
The thing paid for itself many times over in toilet paper saved.
I like the idea of a bidet anywhere I go, as I feel like a literal disgusting caveman when I can't use one.
But I feel like a portable one used in a public restroom would make me want to deep clean it every time I use it, and you kind of can't in public. Also what's it like to sneak it into a restroom discretely?
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Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful
I have a real leather chair, but a spandex cover because I’m a sweaty boi and like to sit cross legged.
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Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.
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If it's fabric then the smell will permeate into it and stay there. Certain things like vinegar and baking soda might get rid of or lessen smells though.
Get the cheapest vodka and a spray bottle, works great on all upholstery smells
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I like the idea of a bidet anywhere I go, as I feel like a literal disgusting caveman when I can't use one.
But I feel like a portable one used in a public restroom would make me want to deep clean it every time I use it, and you kind of can't in public. Also what's it like to sneak it into a restroom discretely?
It is literally a small bottle with a folding spigot thingie. I do clean mine with soap and water every once in a while, but it is kinda hard to get dirty.
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Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
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Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.
Edit: to be clear, this is because men are fucking horrible. Straight girls are tragic figures here. I hope someday we find a cure for heterosexuality, for their sake, and the incels.
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Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can 'wipe properly/thoroughly/enough'. It's exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the 'privilege' of cleaning someone else's butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words 'wiping' and 'hygiene' can only be used in the same phrase if there's also the words 'wet' and/or 'wash' and/or 'soap' in it. Otherwise...of course your f****g chair stinks.
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It was implied that alongside cleaners would be rinsing, except for the alcohol, but I guess expecting the readers to have ever cleaned in their lives was too much.
Always good to specify, you never know
If one leaves shit stains on a chair, don't expect them to know this
