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  • matttheprogrammer@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    That thread was a total mixed bag of people trying to be genuinely helpful and ripping on the guy. It was something to behold.

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    People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.

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      People should not rip on the guy unless he is one of those “it’s gay to wipe my ass” morons. I have no idea how many, but some amount of people have issues with things like this; I know I did when I was younger. Slamming people should not be the first choice.

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      I agree with you, especially since he did ask for help. I have a feeling he was aware of what the issue was but was in denial about it. But, if someone were to ask me if I could sum up Reddit in a thread, that would be a contender if not the top choice as an example of what to expect. That or "what is potato"

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      • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

        Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.

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        Nooooooo

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          I use a portable bidet. It is a rubber squeeze bottle. I use it to wash my asshole and a little toilet paper to dry.

          The thing paid for itself many times over in toilet paper saved.

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          I like the idea of a bidet anywhere I go, as I feel like a literal disgusting caveman when I can't use one.

          But I feel like a portable one used in a public restroom would make me want to deep clean it every time I use it, and you kind of can't in public. Also what's it like to sneak it into a restroom discretely?

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            Exactly, also faux leather is my bane that stuff is the worst. The texture is awful

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            I have a real leather chair, but a spandex cover because I’m a sweaty boi and like to sit cross legged.

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            • stalinwolf@lemmy.caS [email protected]

              Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.

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              ::: spoiler spoiler

              :::

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                If it's fabric then the smell will permeate into it and stay there. Certain things like vinegar and baking soda might get rid of or lessen smells though.

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                Get the cheapest vodka and a spray bottle, works great on all upholstery smells

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                  I like the idea of a bidet anywhere I go, as I feel like a literal disgusting caveman when I can't use one.

                  But I feel like a portable one used in a public restroom would make me want to deep clean it every time I use it, and you kind of can't in public. Also what's it like to sneak it into a restroom discretely?

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                  It is literally a small bottle with a folding spigot thingie. I do clean mine with soap and water every once in a while, but it is kinda hard to get dirty.

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                    Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.

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                      Guys like this get girlfriends and yet I’m still single.

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                      I know. Straight girls cannot have standards. Or need to fetishize awful shit. Or die alone.

                      Edit: to be clear, this is because men are fucking horrible. Straight girls are tragic figures here. I hope someday we find a cure for heterosexuality, for their sake, and the incels.

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                        Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can 'wipe properly/thoroughly/enough'. It's exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the 'privilege' of cleaning someone else's butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words 'wiping' and 'hygiene' can only be used in the same phrase if there's also the words 'wet' and/or 'wash' and/or 'soap' in it. Otherwise...of course your f****g chair stinks.

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                          It was implied that alongside cleaners would be rinsing, except for the alcohol, but I guess expecting the readers to have ever cleaned in their lives was too much.

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                          Always good to specify, you never know

                          If one leaves shit stains on a chair, don't expect them to know this

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                          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                            This is actually a sad story, where the existence of this clip almost pushed the teen to suicide due to the both online and real life bullying and death threats he received.
                            Last time I caught up they were feeling better.

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                            that's sad. kid clearly is autistic. it really sucks that he didn't have anyone to support him and teach him social and hygiene skills.

                            fuck the bitch screaming at him. I know she's frustrated but his timid submissive response is telling that it's not the first time she's treated him this way.

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                              Bidet crew checking in.

                              Mines got hot water. I don't mean that it's got a pipe for hot water, and you have to wait forever for it to warm up. I mean it's got a water heater built in. And a heated seat. And a hot air blower.. dryer? Butt hair dryer? It's nice, especially in the winter.

                              Clean your butts, people

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                              what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric

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                                what brand? i tried a biobidet and was horribly disappointed with the water strength compared to my cold non electric

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                                https://a.co/d/6MNMPX9

                                The vivohome with knob, not remote.

                                Pressure is great, too much actually, depending.

                                I got it because it was the cheapest one with all the features, and in fact is even cheaper now than when I bought it.

                                It's been going strong for 3 and a half years now

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                                  Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

                                  A bidet (european style) is best.

                                  no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

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                                  If you can't afford one, or rent, or wander around, travel bidets are about $20-$30 and are a water bottle with a hook-shaped wand-spout and an air valve.

                                  My proctologist has a personal vendetta against wiping, and I messed up my piles from ages of wiping too hard. Bidet and dab to dry.

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                                    Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

                                    None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

                                    Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

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                                      Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

                                      None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

                                      Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

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                                      At home I own a leather Secret Lab computer chair. Very nice, but they explicitally warn everyone at before, at purchase and during assembly to not sit on it while naked.

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                                      • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zoneU [email protected]

                                        Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

                                        None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

                                        Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

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                                        do y'all not wear underwear while sitting on the chair?

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                                          Friendly reminder, wiping your arse with dry paper is not sufficient to clean it following a dump run.

                                          A bidet (european style) is best.

                                          no itchy/smelly bumhole ever again

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                                          i uh, i don't think it's normal to have an itchy and smelly bumhole, regardless of how you wipe

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