Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerAw shit.
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHow would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerwell hmm, This could be interesting
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Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Praying for death by snu snu..
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerhttps://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
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YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SNORT IT.
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Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli
IDF coming in hot
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerKilled by some car yard dogs I suppose
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHere, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/
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While catching a ghost crab.
Deathliest catch.
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exactly lol
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerPhew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerIs that link rigged...? This is what I got:
