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Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?

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    Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

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    Praying for death by snu snu..

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    • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

      https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
      Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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      https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home

      MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.

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      • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

        https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
        Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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        I got How to Use Jojoba Oil to Enhance Dry Hair

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          I got How to Use Jojoba Oil to Enhance Dry Hair

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          YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SNORT IT.

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          • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

            https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
            Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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            https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bank

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            • aradina@lemmy.mlA [email protected]

              Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

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              IDF coming in hot

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              • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                Killed by some car yard dogs I suppose

                https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Towed-Car-Back-Without-Paying

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                • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                  https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                  Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                  Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/

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                    https://www.wikihow.com/Open-a-Bank

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                    mao-wave

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                      While catching a ghost crab.

                      https://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Ghost-Crab

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                      Deathliest catch.

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                      • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                        https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                        Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                        https://www.wikihow.com/What-to-Say-when-Someone-Dies-Unexpectedly-(Quotes)

                        Wait what?

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                          mao-wave

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                          exactly lol

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                          • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                            https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                            Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                            How to treat a hernia at home (and when you see a doctor)

                            😞

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                            • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                              https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                              Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                              Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year πŸ‘€

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                              • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:

                                https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam

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                                  How would I die by this?

                                  "How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"

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                                  They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    I'm dying in a religious conflict

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                                    Are you by chance Irish?

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                                      Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!

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                                      • irelephant@lemm.eeI [email protected]

                                        https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
                                        Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer

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                                        So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          "How to Clean Leather Sandals"

                                          I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

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                                          Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful

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