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I'm the swamp hunter. Where you at?

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  • T [email protected]

    I think they mean Navy SEALs, not pinnipeds.

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    They probably mean the musician, Seal. He lives in Malibu.

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    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

      actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go

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      And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.

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      • skepticalifornia@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.

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        I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like

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          I was gonna say Joe Exotic being Oklahoma’s main claim to fame is a bummer, but then I remembered that I actually went to his zoo so I can’t say shit

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          • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

            I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like

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            In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.

            They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.

            On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.

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            • S [email protected]

              Where is that? All is see is LA, Washington and NYC, the very places with the most restrictive gun laws and the most gun resistant populations. Serious question.

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              And yet there are lots of guns in all three of those cities

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              • S [email protected]

                Meh, if they can get there.

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                I hear the JSDF is rearming, and is pissed off that Trump is being an idiot.

                Hear me out, Pearl Harbor 2.0, can't go tits up.

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                  seems hawaii is up for grabs

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                  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                    actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go

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                    Also has a higher gun ownership percentage than Texas

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                    • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                      Also has a higher gun ownership percentage than Texas

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                      based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?

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                        Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men's flesh, sells some of it as "ground pork, low quality"

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                          actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go

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                          Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.

                          Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, "Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it's not gonna be a problem," just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.

                          Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.

                          99 to 100 is still our win

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                          • I [email protected]

                            In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.

                            They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.

                            On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.

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                            Yep, coastal side, where most of the population is, you got extremely leftist, uh, highly armed, and willing to fight people of all sorts of different varieties. And then, on the other side of the mountain, you've got highly right, highly trusted, highly armed, motherfuckers of all different types.

                            If it came down to it, I honestly believe the Liberals could defeat the Republicans if you isolated each state and made them duke it out, but I wouldn't imagine that it would be a clean sweep. I think that in California it would be a decisive victory and in Washington and Oregon it would be more to the skin of the teeth.

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                              Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.

                              Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, "Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it's not gonna be a problem," just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.

                              Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.

                              99 to 100 is still our win

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                              bruh wth o.O

                              is Oregon the secret Florida?

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                                It should be titled "why America will never be united"

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                                Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is "not worth it".

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                                  Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men's flesh, sells some of it as "ground pork, low quality"

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                                  *bath salts

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                                    North east of the people who wear shiets in the winter.

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                                      actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go

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                                      :3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.

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                                        Tbf Resnecks + Florida man + backwood people

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                                          seems hawaii is up for grabs

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                                          Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…

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