I'm the swamp hunter. Where you at?
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Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men's flesh, sells some of it as "ground pork, low quality"
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actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.
Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, "Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it's not gonna be a problem," just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.
Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.
99 to 100 is still our win
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In the coastal counties is a very weird breed of folks that consider them selves progressive hippies that may well have been born and raised on a peace and love commune, but if you question very far you will find a shit ton of racism, homophobia and transphobia. And they have shotguns.
They aren’t, as a rule, violent about their shitty beliefs, but if you show up on their property (half a mile down a private road) they will absolutely greet you with a warning shot.
On the inland side, same deal, but they vote Trump and have automatic weapons and a bunker full of ammo.
Yep, coastal side, where most of the population is, you got extremely leftist, uh, highly armed, and willing to fight people of all sorts of different varieties. And then, on the other side of the mountain, you've got highly right, highly trusted, highly armed, motherfuckers of all different types.
If it came down to it, I honestly believe the Liberals could defeat the Republicans if you isolated each state and made them duke it out, but I wouldn't imagine that it would be a clean sweep. I think that in California it would be a decisive victory and in Washington and Oregon it would be more to the skin of the teeth.
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Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.
Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, "Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it's not gonna be a problem," just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.
Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.
99 to 100 is still our win
bruh wth o.O
is Oregon the secret Florida?
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It should be titled "why America will never be united"
Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is "not worth it".
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Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men's flesh, sells some of it as "ground pork, low quality"
*bath salts
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North east of the people who wear shiets in the winter.
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actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
wrote last edited by [email protected]:3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.
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Tbf Resnecks + Florida man + backwood people
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seems hawaii is up for grabs
Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
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actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go
For me that's the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it's the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.
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Long range mormons ? Wtf is that ?
Is that also the mormon who have AOE damage attack ? -
based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?
Portland is like wetter SF, but not-Portland is like colder Florida, politically and intellectually speaking
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:3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.
I've spent my life trying to get leftists to embrace 2a for that reason. You KNOW they only fuck with people who they think will come quietly
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based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?
Portland area, Bend and Eugene are blue, the rest of the state is red as hell. Its pretty safe west of the cascades but that high desert is full of nut jobs.
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Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
Can one live on pineapples and coffee alone?
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Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is "not worth it".
This was more my thinking. Is this supposed to be "Why you should be scared of invading here" or "Why you shouldn't bother invading here"? And frankly, Americans have been demonstrating for decades that they don't need help to destroy their country. Their worse terrorist attack was the equivalent of a bad month's worth of car accidents.
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Neither. There's more than one nationality here
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And yet when there is a school shooting, everyone of these is just cowardly waiting outside
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I've spent my life trying to get leftists to embrace 2a for that reason. You KNOW they only fuck with people who they think will come quietly
Fuckin exactly!!!!!!
