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Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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    Nice interrobang.

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      Wikipedia says donkey milk was used by Cleopatra, not asp milk. Maybe OP meant ass milk and got autocorrected, but that sounds really wrong.

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      An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult

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        Vegetable oil

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          It might act like a giant heatsink tho, making your body cool out as soon as it starts melting and creating proper surface contact. But i guess chilling in 20°C water is also not really an issue so i guess it depends on the thermal conductivity of the skin/gallium interface.

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          Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!

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            Homeopathic sleeping remedy.

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            That's just water. 😐

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              Hand scrubber wash. You know the hand soap/lotion thing full of beads to scrub your hands clean? Love that. I'd get in a tub of that.

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                An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult

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                You can milk snake venom. Still doesn't sound too easy.

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                  What is baby oil chemically?

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                  I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

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                    Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!

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                    Thanks i will try it out later 🙂

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                      Missed opportunity for a Saw film

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                        what is this? I googled and found nothing

                        Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)

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                        The asses' milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.

                        The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.)
                        I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it's easier to rhyme "asp" than Egyptian Cobra.
                        As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That's not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes good pornArt.

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                          You don't want it to get in your body (holes, cuts etc...)

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                            Water based lube.

                            It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.

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                              I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

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                              Cold press would make it extra virgin baby oil?

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                                Water based lube.

                                It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.

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                                Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.

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                                  Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.

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                                  This just sounds more and more appealing. Count me in.

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                                    Vantablack isn't really paint, it's a coating of nanotubes the size of an atom. I wonder what that would feel like.

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                                      Vantablack isn't really paint, it's a coating of nanotubes the size of an atom. I wonder what that would feel like.

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                                      Yeah, after I looked at it a bit and saw that exposure to/inhaling nanotubes probably isn't the greatest idea I figured nontoxic paint was the next go to.

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                                        Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!

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                                        You'll completely float on mercury, and cesium does no good to your body. Like, at all.

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                                          Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it'd feel weird but probably not regrettable.

                                          I guess we've got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.

                                          Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I'm saying that as a marmite enjoyer

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                                          You’ve got two Cleopatra stories mixed up there.

                                          She was said to bathe in ass’s (donkey’s) milk.

                                          She killed herself by holding an asp (snake) to her breast.

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