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Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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    An asp is a type of snake so that sounds uhh, difficult

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    You can milk snake venom. Still doesn't sound too easy.

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    • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

      What is baby oil chemically?

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      I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

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        Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!

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        Thanks i will try it out later 🙂

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          Missed opportunity for a Saw film

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            what is this? I googled and found nothing

            Ah I got my history slightly wrong, she bathed in donkey milk and just liked asps (a kind of snake)

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            The asses' milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.

            The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.)
            I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it's easier to rhyme "asp" than Egyptian Cobra.
            As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That's not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes good pornArt.

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              You don't want it to get in your body (holes, cuts etc...)

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                Water based lube.

                It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.

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                • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                  I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

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                  Cold press would make it extra virgin baby oil?

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                    Water based lube.

                    It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.

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                    Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.

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                      Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.

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                      This just sounds more and more appealing. Count me in.

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                        Vantablack isn't really paint, it's a coating of nanotubes the size of an atom. I wonder what that would feel like.

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                          Vantablack isn't really paint, it's a coating of nanotubes the size of an atom. I wonder what that would feel like.

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                          Yeah, after I looked at it a bit and saw that exposure to/inhaling nanotubes probably isn't the greatest idea I figured nontoxic paint was the next go to.

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                            Just use something similar with a lower melting point. Mercury or cesium both do. You're welcome!

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                            You'll completely float on mercury, and cesium does no good to your body. Like, at all.

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                              Maybe coconut water or aloe vera gel, I imagine it'd feel weird but probably not regrettable.

                              I guess we've got to beat Cleopatra as our baseline with her bath of asp milk.

                              Marmite would probably veer into the regrettable category, and I'm saying that as a marmite enjoyer

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                              You’ve got two Cleopatra stories mixed up there.

                              She was said to bathe in ass’s (donkey’s) milk.

                              She killed herself by holding an asp (snake) to her breast.

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                                Yeah, after I looked at it a bit and saw that exposure to/inhaling nanotubes probably isn't the greatest idea I figured nontoxic paint was the next go to.

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                                I wanna know what it feels like though 😞

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                                  Cold press would make it extra virgin baby oil?

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                                  Cold press is the method, extra virgin means first pressing. After the first go, you start to get more baby juices and solids mixed in with the oil.

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                                    This just sounds more and more appealing. Count me in.

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                                    It's someone's fetish for sure

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                                      Alcoholic beverages

                                      • white wine (but a dip into red would be interesting)
                                      • beer, for the carbonation
                                      • champagne, for the bubbles and the decadence of it

                                      Other liquids

                                      • sparkling water, a jacuzzi without one
                                      • rose water (for those who don't know, it is sickly sweet smelling and very persistent and can be food grade)
                                      • oil, like sunflower, olive or any other of the like. After, just scrape you body, like the ancient athletes would do
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                                      • H [email protected]

                                        Sounds like something out of a horror film. Your body heat melts you into the material. Then, as heat gets distributed and you have more skin contact, you are no longer generating enough heat to keep the gallium melted.

                                        You either suffocate as the material solidifies around your abdomen or you freeze to death as the material pulls enough heat from you to kill you.

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                                        Actually because of the density you wont be able to sink more than about 1/6th of your body into it.

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                                        • A [email protected]

                                          Nice interrobang.

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                                          I had no idea a single symbol existed for an interrobang?!

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