Bloomberg: Trump tariffs on Canada lumber risk pinching toilet paper supply
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Steal toilet paper again*
Pretending your pregnant is hard when convincing people you are having a square baby.
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The tariffs will be lifted in no time.
This is the man who for over a decade has climbed onto his soapbox and complained endlessly about how you have to flush modern toilets 10 times. This is the obese man who subsists off fast food. That man uses a lot of toilet paper.
Nah, each cabinet member takes turns licking it clean.
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The Trump administration plans to almost double duties on Canadian softwood lumber to 27%, with the possibility of additional levies pushing the rate to more than 50%. While Trump advocates for new tariffs partly to bolster U.S. manufacturing, they may also hit the availability of northern bleached softwood kraft pulp, or NBSK, a key component in making toilet paper and paper towels.
I guess those idiots back in 2020 were just off by a few years.
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It's ironic that we've been dealing with this shit for so long that that joke is actually old now.
A bidet can help you clean that shit btw.
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You can wash your balls as well.
No, you can rinse your balls as well.
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It's reverse egging and papering.
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I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls
You realize it sprays clean water, not dirty arse water, right?
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No, you can rinse your balls as well.
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About time for the covid hoarders to resupply!
"Hoarding" was just another example of American media blaming individuals for systemic problems. There are always a few idiots, but what actually happened was a breakdown in supply chains.
Same thing happens every time it snows. Stores have enough stock for X people to buy TP. When the whole neighborhood decides to stock up at the same time, they run out.
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once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings
always have been
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I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls
Yea same. Good thing that isn’t how it works at all. Also what, some water spray is worse than smearing poop around? Like, ok buddy.
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Every time I hear about someone stock piling toilet paper I can’t help but think how brutally stupid that person must be. Get a fucking bidet. They’re cheap and easy to get and you aren’t blowing a bunch of money and storage space and looking like a jackass at the grocery store.
Also, if one really have the need of passing paper on the butt, then do like this guy and have your own organic green self-grown toilet paper:
https://www.robingreenfield.org/growyourowntoiletpaper/ -
The Trump administration plans to almost double duties on Canadian softwood lumber to 27%, with the possibility of additional levies pushing the rate to more than 50%. While Trump advocates for new tariffs partly to bolster U.S. manufacturing, they may also hit the availability of northern bleached softwood kraft pulp, or NBSK, a key component in making toilet paper and paper towels.
Oh god.
not again.
why is it always the fucking toilet paper.
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once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings
And don't forget the reusable butthole towels.
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I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls
A bidet gets its water straight from the tap, not from the toilet bowl. His is the same water that you wash your hands in.
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