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Bloomberg: Trump tariffs on Canada lumber risk pinching toilet paper supply

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  • P [email protected]

    You can wash your balls as well.

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    No, you can rinse your balls as well.

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    • fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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      It's reverse egging and papering.

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      • G [email protected]

        I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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        You realize it sprays clean water, not dirty arse water, right?

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          No, you can rinse your balls as well.

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          You can use it to rinse Grabthar's Hammer if you want.

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          • P [email protected]

            About time for the covid hoarders to resupply!

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            "Hoarding" was just another example of American media blaming individuals for systemic problems. There are always a few idiots, but what actually happened was a breakdown in supply chains.

            Same thing happens every time it snows. Stores have enough stock for X people to buy TP. When the whole neighborhood decides to stock up at the same time, they run out.

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            • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

              once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings

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              always have been

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                I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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                Yea same. Good thing that isn’t how it works at all. Also what, some water spray is worse than smearing poop around? Like, ok buddy.

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                • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                  Every time I hear about someone stock piling toilet paper I can’t help but think how brutally stupid that person must be. Get a fucking bidet. They’re cheap and easy to get and you aren’t blowing a bunch of money and storage space and looking like a jackass at the grocery store.

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                  Also, if one really have the need of passing paper on the butt, then do like this guy and have your own organic green self-grown toilet paper:
                  https://www.robingreenfield.org/growyourowntoiletpaper/

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                    The Trump administration plans to almost double duties on Canadian softwood lumber to 27%, with the possibility of additional levies pushing the rate to more than 50%. While Trump advocates for new tariffs partly to bolster U.S. manufacturing, they may also hit the availability of northern bleached softwood kraft pulp, or NBSK, a key component in making toilet paper and paper towels.

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                    Oh god.

                    not again.

                    why is it always the fucking toilet paper.

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                    • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                      once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings

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                      And don't forget the reusable butthole towels.

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                        I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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                        A bidet gets its water straight from the tap, not from the toilet bowl. His is the same water that you wash your hands in.

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