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Bloomberg: Trump tariffs on Canada lumber risk pinching toilet paper supply

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  • P [email protected]

    It's ironic that we've been dealing with this shit for so long that that joke is actually old now.

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    A bidet can help you clean that shit btw.

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    • P [email protected]

      You can wash your balls as well.

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      No, you can rinse your balls as well.

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      • fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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        It's reverse egging and papering.

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        • G [email protected]

          I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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          You realize it sprays clean water, not dirty arse water, right?

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            No, you can rinse your balls as well.

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            You can use it to rinse Grabthar's Hammer if you want.

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            • P [email protected]

              About time for the covid hoarders to resupply!

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              "Hoarding" was just another example of American media blaming individuals for systemic problems. There are always a few idiots, but what actually happened was a breakdown in supply chains.

              Same thing happens every time it snows. Stores have enough stock for X people to buy TP. When the whole neighborhood decides to stock up at the same time, they run out.

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              • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings

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                always have been

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                • G [email protected]

                  I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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                  Yea same. Good thing that isn’t how it works at all. Also what, some water spray is worse than smearing poop around? Like, ok buddy.

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                  • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                    Every time I hear about someone stock piling toilet paper I can’t help but think how brutally stupid that person must be. Get a fucking bidet. They’re cheap and easy to get and you aren’t blowing a bunch of money and storage space and looking like a jackass at the grocery store.

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                    Also, if one really have the need of passing paper on the butt, then do like this guy and have your own organic green self-grown toilet paper:
                    https://www.robingreenfield.org/growyourowntoiletpaper/

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                      The Trump administration plans to almost double duties on Canadian softwood lumber to 27%, with the possibility of additional levies pushing the rate to more than 50%. While Trump advocates for new tariffs partly to bolster U.S. manufacturing, they may also hit the availability of northern bleached softwood kraft pulp, or NBSK, a key component in making toilet paper and paper towels.

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                      Oh god.

                      not again.

                      why is it always the fucking toilet paper.

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                      • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                        once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings

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                        And don't forget the reusable butthole towels.

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                          I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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                          A bidet gets its water straight from the tap, not from the toilet bowl. His is the same water that you wash your hands in.

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