Do you think in a million years when they dig up our remains they’ll see all the skulls with divers from wearing headphones that they will think it was religious or ceremonial thing?

[Guest]

Divers wearing headphones? Regardless, I suspect that after a million years there won't be much left of the headphones.

[dirk@lemmy.ml]

Of archeologists don't know it: "for religious reasons".

[soapbox1858@lemm.ee]

divers? was that supposed to say "divots?"
Are there actually documented cases of someones skull deforming from wearing headphones enough? I have never heard of such a thing.

[Guest]

1. If the civilization that discovers it is more advanced than 20th century humanity, then no. They would know their purpose.
2. If it's not as technologically advanced, the it's possible I suppose

[diddlydee@feddit.uk]

What the title says doesn't make sense! Divers?

[sanctus@lemmy.world]

[driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br]

They would be amazed on how we were able to survive for so long with our balls full of microplastics.

[Guest]

I messed up🥲

[diddlydee@feddit.uk]

Please clarify. I'm confused as headphones won't change your skull shape, as far as I know.

[double_quack@lemm.ee]

"they" may be aliens or robots

[whynotsquirrel@sh.itjust.works]

Why did you send a picture of a dick circumference meter?

[spittingimage@lemmy.world]

I think headphones aren't tight enough to leave divots, but cochlear implants might make them wonder.

[junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Headphones are not leaving divots in anyone’s skulls

[kokusnussritter@discuss.tchncs.de]

No, I don't think headphones will changes the skull, unless you put them on a newborn. But I do wonder how much information could be lost, given how much of it is digitalized nowadays.

[Guest]

I expect them to dig up people with curved pinkies due to holding phones all day

[hyphlosion@lemm.ee]

I’m more concerned of what they’ll think of all the BDSM stuff they’ll find.