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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

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  • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

    We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

    EDIT: OH WAIT

    Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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    I didn't vote for him.

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    • P [email protected]

      This article was first posted in 2021 and has not been edited since. Inflation has been considerable in that time.

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      Oh, good catch.

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      • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

        Oh, good catch.

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        Remember when things were....affordable?

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        • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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          I ate this onion quite hard

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          • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

            We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

            EDIT: OH WAIT

            Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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            Worth more than $100 these days.

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            • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

              We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

              EDIT: OH WAIT

              Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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              Which wasn't even "paid out"

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                Worth more than $100 these days.

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                Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!™️®️

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                • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                  I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                    Haha! You don't have a democracy to swap!

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                    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                      Sure... plus tax.

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                      • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                        Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                        • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                          a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

                          I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

                          checks Amazon

                          Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

                          https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

                          It looks like they go up to $126.

                          Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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                          My ex and I scored 5 at the thrift for $5 each. I'll never understand paying retail, and especially for coffee makers. I did pay "full" price for my Amazon French press. Whatever.

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                            Bait was never this believable before.

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                            • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                              I mean, this is more or less what happened in November.

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                              • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orgC [email protected]

                                I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                                That's maybe two 1.5m HDMI cables.

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                                • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                                  how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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                                    the avg American wouldn't give a fuck, at all. they would shout "gimme that!" not even knowing what they were trading away, thinking it's "just some political bullshit".

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                                      how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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                                      Apparently that sounds fucking fantastic to the average voter.

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                                      • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                        They already did, and the gift card has also been spent...

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                                        • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                          The Americans already did, for the promise of cheap eggs and an ethnostate.

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