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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

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  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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    I ate this onion quite hard

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    • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

      We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

      EDIT: OH WAIT

      Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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      Worth more than $100 these days.

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      • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

        We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

        EDIT: OH WAIT

        Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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        Which wasn't even "paid out"

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          Worth more than $100 these days.

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          Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!™️®️

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          • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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            I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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            • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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              Haha! You don't have a democracy to swap!

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              • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                Sure... plus tax.

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                • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                  Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                  • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                    a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

                    I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

                    checks Amazon

                    Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

                    https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

                    It looks like they go up to $126.

                    Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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                    My ex and I scored 5 at the thrift for $5 each. I'll never understand paying retail, and especially for coffee makers. I did pay "full" price for my Amazon French press. Whatever.

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                      Bait was never this believable before.

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                      • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                        I mean, this is more or less what happened in November.

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                        • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orgC [email protected]

                          I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                          That's maybe two 1.5m HDMI cables.

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                          • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                            how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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                            • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                              the avg American wouldn't give a fuck, at all. they would shout "gimme that!" not even knowing what they were trading away, thinking it's "just some political bullshit".

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                                how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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                                Apparently that sounds fucking fantastic to the average voter.

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                                • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                  They already did, and the gift card has also been spent...

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                                    The Americans already did, for the promise of cheap eggs and an ethnostate.

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                                    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                      I thought it would've been a Wal-Mart gift card.

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                                      • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                        Still waiting on my gift card...

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                                        • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                                          a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

                                          I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

                                          checks Amazon

                                          Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

                                          https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

                                          It looks like they go up to $126.

                                          Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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                                          I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers

                                          It's not, these are the promises, like cheap eggs, affordable groceries and $1.98/gallon gasoline.

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