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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card

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  • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

    We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

    EDIT: OH WAIT

    Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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    An egg. My kingdom for an egg!

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    • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

      We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

      EDIT: OH WAIT

      Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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      I didn't vote for him.

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        This article was first posted in 2021 and has not been edited since. Inflation has been considerable in that time.

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        Oh, good catch.

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        • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

          Oh, good catch.

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          Remember when things were....affordable?

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          • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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            I ate this onion quite hard

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            • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

              We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

              EDIT: OH WAIT

              Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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              Worth more than $100 these days.

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              • reverendender@sh.itjust.worksR [email protected]

                We already did, Onion. Except it was for a dozen eggs.

                EDIT: OH WAIT

                Hickman’s Family Farms loses 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu

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                Which wasn't even "paid out"

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                • M [email protected]

                  Worth more than $100 these days.

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                  Guaranteed sans Bird Flu!™️®️

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                  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                    I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                      Haha! You don't have a democracy to swap!

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                      • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                        Sure... plus tax.

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                          Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                          • tal@lemmy.todayT [email protected]

                            a $100 certificate they could use to purchase a new Bluetooth speaker or couple Keurig coffee makers,” said Pew pollster Dana Felder, who

                            I do not for one minute believe that $100 is buying a couple of Keurig coffee makers, unless those guys are going ridiculously hard on the razor-and-blades model.

                            checks Amazon

                            Yeah. The least-expensive Keurig coffee maker on Amazon is $60:

                            https://www.amazon.com/Keurig-K-Mini-Single-Serve-Coffee/dp/B07GV2S1GS

                            It looks like they go up to $126.

                            Maybe a couple of Mr. Coffee coffeemakers.

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                            My ex and I scored 5 at the thrift for $5 each. I'll never understand paying retail, and especially for coffee makers. I did pay "full" price for my Amazon French press. Whatever.

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                              Bait was never this believable before.

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                              • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                I mean, this is more or less what happened in November.

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                                • circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orgC [email protected]

                                  I mean, $100 bucks at Best Buy is like $35 at actual market prices. I'd need at least a $200 gift card.

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                                  That's maybe two 1.5m HDMI cables.

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                                  • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Democracy? Lol. Can we trade in our plutocracy for anything?

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                                    how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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                                      the avg American wouldn't give a fuck, at all. they would shout "gimme that!" not even knowing what they were trading away, thinking it's "just some political bullshit".

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                                        how does a dictatorship and a side of day old fries sound?

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                                        Apparently that sounds fucking fantastic to the average voter.

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                                        • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                          They already did, and the gift card has also been spent...

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