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  • S [email protected]

    Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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    maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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    • T [email protected]

      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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      Fucking hell

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      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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        Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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        • L [email protected]

          I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

          I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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          Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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            AI says what?

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            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

              Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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              This is gold. Thank you.

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                AI says what?

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                  Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                  Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                      Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                      Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                        Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                        Probably a research assistant

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                        • S [email protected]

                          Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                          Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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