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  • S [email protected]

    Altar boy?

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    what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Um excuse me?

      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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      #110

      Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers....smells...pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night

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      • F [email protected]

        makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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        I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

        I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

        ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ☹️

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        • P [email protected]

          It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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          Thank you!

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          • S [email protected]

            🌰 🥜 🔩

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            Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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            • F [email protected]

              I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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              Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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              • S [email protected]

                Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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                maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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                • T [email protected]

                  Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                  Fucking hell

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                  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                    Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                    • L [email protected]

                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                      Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        AI says what?

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                          This is gold. Thank you.

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                          • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            AI says what?

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                            • K [email protected]

                              Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                              Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                              • T [email protected]

                                Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                • H [email protected]

                                  Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                                  Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                    Probably a research assistant

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                                    • S [email protected]

                                      Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                      Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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