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  • F [email protected]

    makes sense. and ewww people really needa learn basic hygiene.

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    I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

    I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I've never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

    ....Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 ... Especially dirty dick people ā˜¹ļø

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    • P [email protected]

      It's Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade from Kizumonogatari, but you probably know her by the name Shinobu

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      Thank you!

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        🌰 🄜 šŸ”©

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        Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.

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        • F [email protected]

          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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          Smells more like rotten wet mushrooms

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            Did you know light beer tastes like cum?

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            maybe it's because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.

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            • T [email protected]

              Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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              Fucking hell

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                Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                • L [email protected]

                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                  I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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                  Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                    AI says what?

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                      This is gold. Thank you.

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                      • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        AI says what?

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Her boyfriend's penis must be clean.

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                          Last I checked mine was cleaner, and I won the swordfight

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                          • T [email protected]

                            Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                            • H [email protected]

                              Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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                              Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?

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                                Probably a research assistant

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                                • S [email protected]

                                  Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.

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                                  Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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