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  • G [email protected]

    It’s right there in the name: it’s a markup language. Hyper Text Markup Language. HTML.

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    How To Meet Ladies.

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      What about Excel? First reply I got said it has to make programs, right? I can make a Tetris clone in Excel. 🤣

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      Simon Peyton Jones is about as big an expert on programming languages as you can get, and he's on the record as saying Excel is a functional programming language.

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      • gutek8134@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

        Is only A supposed to be a pointer?

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        Asking the real questions.

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          Mine wouldn't.

          It is a quiz, they know what they are talking about if they put the question in. And if they don't, you get to call out the quiz master for being wrong.

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          But I’d rather have the million dollars than the satisfaction of calling out the show for being wrong.

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          • V [email protected]

            Fun fact python was named after Monty python, not the snake.

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            What was Monty Python named after?

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              What was Monty Python named after?

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              I think it got inspired by our lord and savior Brian

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              • M [email protected]

                Interestingly C and D are both programming languages. That is, there is a programming languages called C and another, D.

                I'll see myself out...

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                Trying to remember from automata theory, does the empty set accept an empty grammar?

                Like how in some languages an empty source file is valid? So then “none” is a programming language with an empty language grammar?

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                • L [email protected]

                  Is Machine Language even a well defined thing? I would think of assembly but I don't know where to draw the line

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                  Hyper Text Machine Language

                  This will be the next big thing. I’m going to write a Lemmy server in this.

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                    I would loudly go on the record for my reasoning that Hypertext Markup Language is not Turing Complete, and therefore fails to be a programming language by the only academic and theoretical definition that matters.

                    They already are going to award me "lawyer up" money, so I'll come after them for damages later if B is the "right' answer.

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                    wrong again! CSS is turing complete, and HTML can include inline CSS, so you can implement a Turing machine in HTML only (without external .js files)

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                    • T [email protected]

                      It's right there in the name, but then there's CFML, which is unpopular, but it definitely features logic, variables, and data manipulation.

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                      CFML walks the line, but it exists to make HTML in a programmatic way, and be very approachable to non-programmers. It’s not really a markup language, it’s a programming language disguised as markup.

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                        But I’d rather have the million dollars than the satisfaction of calling out the show for being wrong.

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                        Weak sauce. A man has to have principles!

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                        • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneI [email protected]

                          wrong again! CSS is turing complete, and HTML can include inline CSS, so you can implement a Turing machine in HTML only (without external .js files)

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                          It can also include inline JS. HTML alone cannot be turing complete, but HTML+CSS is.

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                            Ackshually it's a markup language not a programming language Picks D and loses $1 million

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                            • N [email protected]

                              It can also include inline JS. HTML alone cannot be turing complete, but HTML+CSS is.

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                              CSS can be included as a style property without requiring the script/style tag though.

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                                It looks like this is a photo taken by a potato of a magazine photo that was taken by a potato

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                                • V [email protected]

                                  Fun fact python was named after Monty python, not the snake.

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                                  If it walks like a snake and quacks like a snake...

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                                  • M [email protected]

                                    Actually, PDF is a turing complete programming language.

                                    PDF is a simplification and wrapper around the computer language PostScript - a PostScript or PDF doc literally runs on the printer or computer and outputs the rasterisation of the thing you want to print.

                                    PostScript is language based around a stack. You can define functions (which may be fully recursive) that run on the stack.

                                    Here's a small example:

                                    /ANGLE {
                                       newpath
                                       100 0 moveto
                                       0 0 lineto
                                       100 50 lineto
                                       stroke
                                    } def
                                    
                                    10 setlinewidth
                                    0 setlinejoin
                                    100 200 translate
                                    ANGLE
                                    
                                    1 setlinejoin
                                    0 70 translate
                                    ANGLE
                                    
                                    2 setlinejoin
                                    0 70 translate
                                    ANGLE
                                    

                                    As such, PDF that's actually similar to Python, and HTML is closer to something like a JSON or XML document.

                                    Note however that HTML can contain Javscript or WASM programs, but these are embedded rather than features of HTML.

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                                    HTML5 + CSS3 seems to be Turing complete too: https://lemire.me/blog/2011/03/08/breaking-news-htmlcss-is-turing-complete/

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                                    • Z [email protected]

                                      CSS can be included as a style property without requiring the script/style tag though.

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                                      Those are still two different languages. HTML isn't an umbrella term for HTML+CSS in any form.

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                                      • J [email protected]

                                        What was Monty Python named after?

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                                        The Red Baron.

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          Is Machine Language even a well defined thing? I would think of assembly but I don't know where to draw the line

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                                          I've never heard the term. Only machine code, which i interpret as 1/0. Assembly should be a very low level programing language?

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