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Don't tell me what to do.

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    More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww

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    • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

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      Chaotic Good Karen.

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        What what?

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        In the butt...

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          More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww

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          Yeah. You should be lubricating your spring rolls with sweet&sour sauce.

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            If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?

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            No. Secret third thing. If you find out, do not tell them.

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            • N [email protected]

              ...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

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              You are a menace.

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              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                "Insert from other end"

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                Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.

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                  Well, I wasn't going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??

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                    More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww

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                    The fuck? First person I've met that objects to this. Even the sushi places usually throw in soy sauce for your spring rolls

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                      Bread 🥖

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                      • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

                        Literally 1984

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                        I missed that page.

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                          How else do u digest them tho???

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                          put them down your ass?

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                            Well now I’m gonna do it out of spite.

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                            what kind of sauce you gonna put on it?

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                              FLARED. BASE.

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                              Hindsight is always 20/20.

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                              • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                If you want to push the spicy level but not have a visit from Satan's eyeball, they make this great barrier ointment called Ilex. Just, uh, you have to be careful not to glue your butt cheeks closed to most folk put some Vaseline on afters. Who knows, maybe they've fixed that but i last used it regularly when I wanted to belong to the nuclear taco club but couldn't get Thursdays off, it's been a minute.

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                                First they invented great barrier reef, now they make great barrier ointment. My God what horrors and highlights, the hubris of humankind.

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                                  First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they're telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It's like doctors don't want us to find any joy in our lives.

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                                    It's because those doctors already have anal beads in their ass.

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                                      If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?

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                                      If you put enough up there, sure.

                                      You'd be like one of those PEZ dispensers.

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                                      • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                        Hindsight is always 20/20.

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                                        I have so many questions about the train of thought that led to this… situation.

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                                          First they told us not to eat the yellow snow, now they're telling us not to stick spring rolls up our poop chutes. It's like doctors don't want us to find any joy in our lives.

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                                          Or give them reasons to earn money while also telling crazy ass stories to their friends and family. Literally.

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