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Don't tell me what to do.

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    FLARED. BASE.

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    • fancypantsfire@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

      “RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

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      I'm not watching him and his grandchildren do this on live TV..

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        If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?

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          Doctors don't know what you put in your but if you also shove an apple up there beforehand.

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          • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

            Literally 1984

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            DO NOT SHOVE SPRINGROLLS UP YOUR ASS

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              If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?

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              I think there is only one way to find out...

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                Doctors hate this one trick where patients stick spring rolls up their ass.

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                  Wait what???

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                  What what?

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                    More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww

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                    • tropicaldingdong@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

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                      Chaotic Good Karen.

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                      • B [email protected]

                        What what?

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                        In the butt...

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                          More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww

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                          Yeah. You should be lubricating your spring rolls with sweet&sour sauce.

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                            If I insert the spring rolls into my ass, will I shit them out from my mouth?

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                            No. Secret third thing. If you find out, do not tell them.

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                              ...unless you heat them up first, to kill the bacteria; two minutes on HIGH ought to do it.

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                              You are a menace.

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                              • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                "Insert from other end"

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                                Instructions unclear. Urethra is now also unclear.

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                                  Well, I wasn't going to before, but now I am wondering what hidden secrets they are keeping from us??

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                                    More importantly, is that soy sauce? Y'all eat spring rolls with motherfucking soy sauce? Ewwwwww

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                                    The fuck? First person I've met that objects to this. Even the sushi places usually throw in soy sauce for your spring rolls

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                                      Bread 🥖

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                                      • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

                                        Literally 1984

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                                        I missed that page.

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                                          How else do u digest them tho???

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                                          put them down your ass?

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