Pee pee time
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There’s nowhere to pee in a rich man’s house except his face.
"Find the bathroom all right?"
"Uh...yeeeeah."
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My buddy’s wedding was a 15 minute ceremony in a nice theatre followed immediately by the reception in the same room where we all got trashed. Perfection.
A theater is a great idea. Why don't more people have weddings at one?
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That's definitely more reasonable, albeit dull for someone nonreligious. Maybe OP was exaggerating or it was just an extreme case.
Forcing non-Catholics to do the ritual is very amusing though.
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Bezos brand diapers: employee rated!
This is more for trump like actions, but he invited a trump to the wedding and it's relevant.
Bezos, you have now been awarded the Golden Diaper.
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Forcing non-Catholics to do the ritual is very amusing though.
Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...
It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.
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Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...
It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Lol. Don't forget the call and response and buff Jesus dead lifting his cross.
Edit: To be clear, not Korean buff Jesus, but normal buff Jesus.
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Lol. Don't forget the call and response and buff Jesus dead lifting his cross.
Edit: To be clear, not Korean buff Jesus, but normal buff Jesus.
I had to look up Korean buff Jesus. European buff Jesus has nothing on that guy.
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I had to look up Korean buff Jesus. European buff Jesus has nothing on that guy.
Someone said at the bad place that he died for our gains, lol.
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Stand up, kneel, sit down, stand up, kneel, sit down...
It's like going to the gym but there's alcohol.
I mean there is no alcohol.
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I'm not ruining my bladder
And, to be clear, it is possible to do just that, although it is unlikely to happen from just once.
e: Also, it can give you a UTI, which is much more likely and sucks.
RIP Tycho Brahe
